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Posts That Were Thanked by Tyrant

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Everyone is wrong it's actually time for me to go feed Hilde the kitty bitty.

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  2. Ineed a fucking babysitter tbh. Like a. a full blown retard but at least i realize so etimes before i do dumb shit but realistically i need an adult to tell me like “ay nigga. slow ur roll. ur being stupid”.
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  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Space: no paedophiles
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  4. smokemon Houston
    I'm an air guy these days.

    Air: Most stuff is on one level, you don't have to look up that often
    Ocean: Stuff is everywhere, hard to deal

    Air: Gives humans life
    Ocean: Daven Jones' Locker

    Air: Hard to kill yourself with.
    Ocean: Easy to kill yourself with

    Air: Kooky clouds
    Ocean: "me so jelly"
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  5. Bradley Black Hole
    I like when bitches stop sucking dick to say something to me so it kinda like theyre a reporter talking into a white microphone.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's called reverse sounding
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Candy Files::

    It snowed...plan to make snow angels.. build snowmen and women .. then dress them fashionably .. Also plan to film a 90s style r&b music video in it..💗
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He was tryna fuck da police
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  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Casper, ur first red flag shoulda been that she's a cop. We all know cops can't be trusted
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    PRONE, T-BONED and LETTING OUT MOANS
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  11. Making tea, taking my melatonin n lyrica lisstening to some downtempo music n cracking the window so i can get some cool night air in my lungs
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if anyone has just one butt cheek and if so, what does the part where the other butt cheek would normally be, look like.
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  13. smokemon Houston
    "We landed on the moon."

    Well, your spaceship looks pretty gay to me.


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  14. Originally posted by Tyrant Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.

    I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.

    Ratflies
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    At least we afford him that opportunity.

    Wariat, I literally don't read them or skim them except for Once In a Blue 🌚 moon or even look at the first word and I try to not even open his threads if I can help it, as is there is absolutely nothing of value that can be gained other than some mild entertainment from others making fun of him, but that's gotten rather stale at this point since it's just all kind of a broken record.

    There I have opened up my heart and given you a glimpse into my mind. I am drained and exhausted I must go now and meditate.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Tyrant Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.

    I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.

    Same. If I see it starts with

    ratfiles,,, or the word snowmobile is in there, or it's in caps lock, I basically already know what the post is gonna say so I SAVE TIME by not reading it.
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  17. Bradley Black Hole
    Plus if you were gonna go anywhere to find a wife a little older than you, with her own place, and her shit together, and she lives on a peninsula surrounded by carribanean seas & great fishing & swamps with good bass fishing and gators, she can probably drive me to go fishing at far away spots and in return wimma try to make her as happy as i can :) and i do all the cleaning if my partner works because i get ssi but im not gonna sit at home all day and then make my girlfriend do everything, i'm not that way and it woudl bother me, if she had to do chores or if i had to suck my own dick when presented.
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  18. Regretting i have no apple juice. Making some ginger apple green tea n eating a baby corner of my weed chocolate bc i gotta be up at 6am to drive someone to the methadone clinic
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  19. People calling me drunk, trying to remember to stay out of relationship issues
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  20. NiggerNecroNomicon
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