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2021-12-13 at 3 AM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cockLike one of those bird toys that balances its beak on a lil pedestal
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2021-12-13 at 2:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2021-12-12 at 4:27 PM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
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2021-12-12 at 3:56 PM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cockI press the button with the colorful picturesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-12 at 10:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust finished making my apology tour to everyone at the barThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-12 at 2:53 AM UTC in Create a superheroSeneschal Samurai-sanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-11 at 9:21 PM UTC in knowledge is bullshitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-09 at 8:21 PM UTC in Peloton Exercise Systemsaving yourself $2000 in the process...well done.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-11 at 8:38 PM UTC in Whats your ultimate sexual fantasy?To be gangbanged by the TalibanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-16 at 12:21 AM UTC in OMG Chootie 2.0The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-04-15 at 6:19 PM UTC in OMG Chootie 2.0
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2021-04-15 at 6:18 PM UTC in OMG Chootie 2.0So, as destiny would have it, I was just walking to the bowler and halfway there I remembered they dont open until 3. So, I stopped in my tracks and took a left turn weird little detour to go back home, and what do I discover, but a wild little babby Chootie wandering around in the STREET.
So yeah. I approached her and she didnt run away like I expected her to. I took her. I'm putting her on Facebook lost and found and gonna do all that but , I'm really really hoping nobody replies.
I just brought her home and gave her a huge dish of food which she gleefully HOUSED, telling me she hasn't eaten in a while. Shes really skinny. I love her.
It might be a him I guess I havent even CHECKED UNDER THE HOOD yet. I'm just excited. It's my new kitty now. His or her name is MINKLIN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-17 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Legend of the Noid
Back in the mid 80s, Dominos pizza came up with something of an anti-mascot - they called it The Noid, and it was a weird little deviant in a bright red rabbit costume. He apparently wanted to destroy pizzas or something, and as such ordering from Dominos was the only way to 'avoid the Noid'. The ad campaign started in 86 and ran for three years (spawning some bizarre ads and shitty videogames) before a very seriously mentally ill man took the campaign as a personal attack - Kenneth Lamar Noid's schizophrenia allowed him to see that Dominos made the ad campaign to personally attack him, and later stated that he often saw Tom Monaghan (the owner of the Dominos name) 'looking around in my apartment' while he pretended to sleep.
Kenneth decided they had to be stopped, and to that end he took a .357 magnum handgun to his local Dominos (Atlanta) and took two workers hostage. Frustrated that nobody there could put an end to the ad campaign, he had them call their corporate office, demanding an end to the campaign of persecution, $100,000 in damages, a white stretch limousine, apparently as a getaway car, and a copy of a science fiction book called 'The Widow's Son'. Unsurprisingly Dominos called the police, who surrounded the restaurant for 5 hours. During that time Kenneth apparently got hungry and ordered the staff to make him two pizzas, and they promptly slipped out the back door while he happily ate them. Discovering he had no more hostages, he surrendered to the police.
Dominos still claims that Kenneth isn't the reason they put an end to the advertising campaign, but it's hard to see them ever getting past the avalanche of news headlines stating that they 'couldn't avoid the Noid'.
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1989/01/31/Noid-irked-by-Avoid-the-Noid-pizza-commercials/7309602226000/
