I mashed my dick n balls into a hot pan n melted them off like a piece of raclette cheese, then put bondo over the stub. Im smooth as a fuckin dolphin. High speed, low drag motherfuckers. Special forces shit.
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I still think we should all do a big meetup trip somewhere. Camping would be cool. Were all old as fuck and half of us prolly gonna die within the next couple years anyway so we should prolly just do a thing.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Don't you have some cinder blocks and a giant piece of plywood to put the tent on to stay above the soaked crab grass?
also, what's it like. Do you run a constant fever? like 99.5 or just a low grade like that or is it above 100?
Take care of yourself. If I was in the area and a decent PPE I would bring you a hearty Tomato Brisk and a 4 layer Grilled cheese sandwich with some deli turkey or chicken in it. tell Luigi to ride down on his induro and bring you bites!
Peace out!
I upgraded my shit with sweet camo tarp bc it's like 50 degrees n raining n the walls of the tent are fucking mesh. I put an air mattress in here n just tossed a bunch of my clothes in here for insulation. It's not too bad.
I don't have a fever my body just hurts n burns n my chest feels not great. Not as bad as my ladt bad flu, but then again I did get 2x Vax. Mostly it sucks not being able to be around my mom or go do stuff. N having to text the people I've been drinking n smoking with for the past week is like telling people you got an STD. Which is ANOTHER thing I'm gonna have to sort out. Just fuckin exhausting.
Mom did make chicken noodles soup from scratch tho. With double noodles 4 me.
<3
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Set up a quarantine tent in the backyard. It is unfortunately a beach tent. It is also 52 degrees and raining. I have greatly overestimated my preparedness
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Has the power to psychically induce hard-ass, crippling mushroom trips in his foes. While they rock back and forth on the ground sucking their thumb he decapitates them with his magic sword and disco dances over the corpse. In his spare time, he has a big pecker and can talk to trees.
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