Posts by Tyrant

1. 2021-12-17 at 3:32 AM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Aren't there a couple of criteria?
   
   1) Tail bone/where the tail would be. This can occasionally be quite pronounced.
   2) Asshole. Nice neat asshole, tight, functions well, puckers nicely, etc.
   3) Bowel function - excessive gassiness, anal leakage, etc. can cost points here.
   4) Hairage - is the asshole excessively hairy? Should he braid his ass hair?
   5) Grundle - do the legs rub together? Is the in between legs area clean and doesn't get smelly?
   6) Overall, is it arsthtic overall? Is it firm? Is it tight? Does it smell OK?

   
   Stop talking idiot.
2. 2021-12-17 at 2:17 AM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Sir quikmix

   
   Oh I just call him QMR (pronounced "coomer")
3. 2021-12-16 at 3:27 PM UTC in This forum used to be PEOO
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ two grown men going ass to ass with the ends of the McDonald's arch

   
   ARCH TO ARCH
   
   
4. 2021-12-16 at 11:51 AM UTC in Delta variant goes extinct in South Africa, replaced by mild Omicron variant.
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S 'omicron' is the new nick-name for my cock

   
   Your cock's nickname is "0 micron".
5. 2021-12-16 at 10:02 AM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Who is this peedy individuole?
6. 2021-12-16 at 10:01 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Everybody hung duong tonight
   
   
7. 2021-12-16 at 10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Routine duong inspection
8. 2021-12-16 at 10 AM UTC in This forum used to be PEOO
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Bu-bu-bu-bu-butt: I'm stuffing it.
9. 2021-12-16 at 8:52 AM UTC in This forum used to be PEOO
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Piss on yourself like a golden arch
10. 2021-12-16 at 8:39 AM UTC in Delta variant goes extinct in South Africa, replaced by mild Omicron variant.
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Delta pie variado
11. 2021-12-16 at 2:29 AM UTC in This forum used to be PEOO
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Rename it so there is more beef in this forum. People used it to call each other out and start fights, not just generally complain.
    
    I put forward the hypothesis that the lack of public beef is to blame for the low average testosterone levels of the site's userbase.
12. 2021-12-16 at 2:27 AM UTC in I hate soigay
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Haha you're a loser and a retard.
13. 2021-12-16 at 1:58 AM UTC in Delta variant goes extinct in South Africa, replaced by mild Omicron variant.
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    When they gonna make Omicron 8 THC
14. 2021-12-16 at 1:34 AM UTC in Battle of the Pies
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Incessant I think that's a
    
    
    Compliment?

    
    The joke exists in a sort of superposition of meanings
15. 2021-12-15 at 11:29 PM UTC in Eloj Musk is a faggot and if you like him then you are a nigger and a retard
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Nah, he's straight, white and rich.
    
    Completely unlike you.

    
    Nah he's gay, African and poor. Just like you.
16. 2021-12-15 at 11:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm just a regular run of thr mill queer, not a magical one

    
    Magic Johnson HIV/AIDS fagmosexugay ha ha
17. 2021-12-15 at 11:25 PM UTC in Eloj Musk is a faggot and if you like him then you are a nigger and a retard
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Elon Musk is empirically a homosexual
18. 2021-12-15 at 11:23 PM UTC in Bouncing Lanny's asshole on the point of your cock
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Deserves more thanks. Bumped and signal boosted.

    
    Fun fact: in Urdu, a word for "butthole" is "gand" (gah-nd)
    
    Okay, now:
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rmungandr
19. 2021-12-15 at 11:20 PM UTC in Battle of the Pies
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut
    Looks like a store bought pie.
20. 2021-12-15 at 5:07 PM UTC in Battle of the Pies
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
    

    
    Bitch lasagna