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  1. Originally posted by Grylls Still it’s just a layer of fat

    However, tempting

    Your body needs fat dude..regardless of what the Vegans tell you, you'd be dead without it!
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  2. Kafka sweaty

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  3. I had a dream that it was today and I went to work on my day off and forgot my phone and then for some reason I walked home. During the walk I noticed a utility pole was on fire at the bottom and someone walked up with a phone in their hands saying "I'm not a fucking idiot it's ON FIRE" and I heard the operator say "we can't respond unless it's a class 2 or higher" the guy said "it will be soon"

    and then I kept walking and noticed another utility pole on fire, all of them suddenly started to combust quickly and reach the trees and spread to houses, then I got hit with embers and tried to run away and I noticed houses blowing up, fire, explosions, the sky shattered like glass, the ground started to crumble I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING" I saw the guy with the phone and grabbed him and yelled "IT'S THE END TIMES! THE CHRISTIANS WERE RIGHT!" right at that moment we both turned into skeletons and were instantly vaporized, I saw my death, I saw my bones and saw the world die

    It said "This is the end" and I was being whisked off into the afterlife. You are still alive when you die, it's pretty chill actually. I refused to believe this is how my life ends and woke myself up hoping I had one more day to abuse drugs and drink as much as possible

    good morning
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I was going to say that reminds me of ghost in the shell until I saw the top text
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  5. they should call it gaylight savings time instead
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ

    >:3
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by smokemon A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.

    This is far and away the strangest phenomenon regarding dreams. Im sure science has attempted to explain it but it's always weird to think about how you can wake up, vividly remember all these details from this event that seemingly just happened, even swear to yourself that you won't forget- there's no way you could forget- and then like ten seconds later, you just..forget.
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  8. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Very significant. Campbell has been right about everything up to now.
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  9. Originally posted by smokemon Hmmm, apparently it's because the link has the letters "D.X.M." together in it.

    Why does that set of letters turn into "bundy"?




    Here is a tinyurl link to the youtube video.
    https://tinyurl.com/mpd9hsrk

    thats because of lanny and his retarded word feelter.

    all links with the word jew in it including images instantly become jedi and leads to nowhere.

    lanny and his estrogen level.
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  10. Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence There's nothing biased about that if you find female genital mutilation equally funny.

    What about male genital mutilation?...aka circumcision...and far more prevalent than female genital mutilation.
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  11. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by smokemon This song take me waaay back to my stoned Chinese food delivery days.
    It's good for driving.


    Alice was my favourite from that era

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  13. Pengmeisters.
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  14. Singular: Pengus
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  15. I was waiting in line at the supermarket the other day and the woman ahead of me was purchasing a single zucchini. We locked eyes for a moment, and then she quickly looked down.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of Terry, anyone remember Pterri?



    Not to be confused with Plantessi. Both of whom are afraid of thunderstorms and sensitive.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by smokemon I'm a hard boiled guy these days.

    That wasn't an option. This tells me you like to against the grain.
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  19. There was a foreign guy blaring arabic radio on the bus

    Time to suck the days dick

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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by smokemon Butt² is her squeeze, capiche?

    I hope it’s alright that I’ll be typing Butt² from now on ... I love that ...lmao


    Butt²💗
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