Originally posted by smokemon
I heard Eye-talian babies grow and develop in olive oil, as opposed to amniotic fluid.
When women in Italy give birth, people stand around with bread, waiting to mop up the pool of oil.
It-alian babby fettuccini umbilical pasta cord
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I played this caveman style word guessing game last noight and volunteered to be on the team with my mom and stepdad who can both be a little slow at times.
The point of the game is to get your team to guess words but you cant say the word yourself and you can only speak with one syllable words, no gestures or rhymes or anything like that.
Anyway one of my words was 'chicken' and after they got that-- 'chicken nuggets' and I said 'me want to eat at drive thru fast food... Four piece.. Ten piece... Small bird eat.
And they're like "chicken fingers! Chicken strips! Chicken tenders!" saying everything but fucking chicken NUGGETS, and I just kept getting louder out of frustration yelling "ME WANT FAST FOOD SMALL BIRD TEN PIECE!!!" and they just couldn't get chicken nuggets in their head, meanwhile the other team who can see my word to make sure I don't cheat, are all LTBO (laughing their butts off) because it's so obvious. It took the entire round just for them not end up guessing it and I EXASPERATEDLY said "fuckin chicken NUGGETS you two, JESUS FUUUUUCK!" and then I had a frustrated laugh and we all laughed even though I was still actually upset that they couldn't guess it. The end. Thank you.
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2022-04-07 at 1:36 PM UTC
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Fecal antimatter
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They should have body surfed him over the crowd
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I got the dog back to its owner :)
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2022-04-03 at 12:22 AM UTC
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Rant about hoes
Bitches ain't shit
Pop a motherfucking clip
CEO up in this bitch
All these hoes up on my dick
I do drugs constantly
It ain't stupid, the fuck you mean?
I'm a real O.G.
I've been smoking all that green.
Sophie is my name
Sophistry is my game
Run up on me in the street?
You ain't gon be the same.
Imma shoot yo momma in the mouth
And rob your fucking auntie
All you bitches looking at me like;
You think this shit is funny!?
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Watery cold gruel served in a Victorian era workhouse.
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2022-04-01 at 8:22 AM UTC
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Originally posted by smokemon
baby armillaria tabescens
Dude those look adorable, like as a cluster and shit, they are genuinely CUTE
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2022-03-30 at 7:31 PM UTC
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you call those arms ?
this is arms.
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2022-03-30 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2022-03-27 at 6:35 AM UTC
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U-V-SnuggleYou-X-Y-Z
I'm like an old feral wild cat with scruffs and one eye that bites if you get too close
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Originally posted by smokemon
I haven't tried delta 8 yet.
Was buying some high CBD hemp nuggies for awhile, then out of the blue I got a batch that got me high.
That's how I got back into weed.
Those clowns at the CBD place need to be careful, they're shipping out the odd batch that has way more than 0.3% THC.
One time I bought a CBD pill (no branding, just a plain white pill in a button bag) in Colorado. After I ate it I was literally tripping my balls off. They must have put some kind of synthetic cannabinoids in it.
I don't trust CBD products anymore, lol.
At any rate I need to try this delta 8 stuff some day, all the young whippersnappers are raving about it.
cannaclear has some great stuff. the thc-o acetate they have is strong enough to rival regular delta 9
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Which guns which drugs
ALL GUNS AND LOTSA DRUGS
WE DONT DISCRIMINATE HERE
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2022-03-26 at 7:52 AM UTC
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Shit, I missed the temple.
Originally posted by smokemon
2 of my 3 remaining brain cells remember you, HAI.
I remember the birth of "do a rape."
Someone posted something like "blah blah blah do a rape blah blah"
I responded to the post "Do a rape?"
Then… what's his name (was it J.P.W. or something?) responded "Do a rape. "
Wasnt JPW that bald dutchman?
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2022-03-25 at 10:23 PM UTC
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
makes me feel like I wish I hadnt clicked on this thread
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2022-03-24 at 4:45 AM UTC
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence
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