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  1. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready they're both rattle snakes. I just posted it because it happened that morning and the topic reminded me of the guy who pulled 90 plus rattle snakes out of one person crawlspace under the house.

    I know, you post random useless shit because you just free associate about bullshit no one gives a fuck about and derail every thread.
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You think I'm playing with you.

    You think I am?
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Cuck
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh I thought you were going to say because I will be dead from you bombing my house. that of course was after saying you would cut my head off.

    I will hang you from the rafters.
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Rattle snakes don't always kill. they're venomous not poisoness. Also they don't always push full amounts of venom on the first bite. it's more of a warning. Baby Rattlers havn't learned to do this so a baby will inject all of its venom in you. but no everyone dies from it. It will however put you down for a few days. and the venom is flesh eating. it will eat down to the bone before your skin grows back. it's pretty gnarly shit.


    What do you people think would be the most fucked up animal to kill you? Bengal Tiger or Grizzly or large Brown Bear for me. or a pack of pitbulls.

    I think a Silver back would beat you unconscious before killing you. So that wouldn't be as bad to die from as a bear gnawing on your skull. crunching it.

    It's the WRONG FUCKING SNAKE
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson why where else is it supposed to go??

    In the pussy?
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Trannycal regime his ass
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They sure know all there is to know about cuddles though.

    Sounds like you cuddle your dick in their ass.
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Wariat should be made into a transgender woman, whether voluntarily or by force. His penis and testicles should be removed and he should be administered feminine hormone therapy for upwards of twenty years. She will then live life as a transsexual woman who has sex with men.
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon cat's don't give a fuck either way. unlike actual trannies and mastodon users.

    Yeah because they are retarded dumb animals that don't know shit about language.
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Homooseniggerual

    Cuz he's Canadian

  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Facebook is for kids you silly rabbit.

    Incorrect.
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Above the boring world of the everyday, there is a secret land in the sky known only to those committed entirely to merriment, The Fundom.

    But to access the fundom, there is a bridge that must be crossed:

    By the highest peak in a remote, snowy mountain range, beneath the pinnacle is nestled a clearing with a crystalline pond fed by a waterfall that flows with the steadiest flow from a deep underground aquifer that is pumped by volcanic activity underneath, so consistent that it seemed formed from glass, a saddle-curved torrent of water gushing from a fissure it had forced through a cragged rock. And on the merriest day of the year, as it rises the sun shines up through the gashes in the mountain by which the clearing is accessible and refracts through this waterfall, casting into the sky briefly a mighty rainbow.

    And it is then that one can pass from the everyday world into the land of joy and merriment, over the rainbow bridge.

    But a land of joy exists because it contains no one who is not joyous and for it to persist it must not admit those who are unjoyous.

    So it is that this mount is a sacred place, in its way a temple: the earthly folk called it the Cloud Terminal.

    But the residents of the clouds from their lofts mocked them and moved to deny entry to their unjoyous masses, dubbing it the "Clown Terminal".

    To gain passage one would need to demonstrate they possessed the heart of true joy. And to make the determination, a judge would need to be appointed. But the appointment itself was a sort of jape, a punishment, an exile from joy itself to be always with the unjoyous.

    To whom would such a task seem a joy and a merriment?

    A being whose joy radiated like the sun, whose joyous passion burned so brightly that all it touched was turned to light and not even ash remained. A being with a soul of joy so utter that even its sanity was abandoned as a hindrance. A joy so pure and complete that it say the world with the clarity of a crystal lens and left no room for doubt. And its sense of merriment so great and dangerous that even the Fundom could not permit it to remain, yet had not the power to remove by force. For whatever it saw as fun, none could prevent it from doing. Its joy and merriment was absolute, primal, undeniable by the world and reality itself.

    An entity condemned beyond any punishment that could be imposed by the earth or the sky, to ultimate aburdity: the Clown Sentinel was pleased to accept the appointment.
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's the British way. You're nobody if you don't have a lineage based on rape.

    Exactly. So like I said, ultimately you still worship the crown. Your worth is determined by your (otherwise meaninglessly distant) proximity to it. Like 90% of Britons are related to King Daniel IX because he raped multivaried wenches across the kingdom 1000 years ago
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  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's true, I probably am of the royal bloodline whose birth was hidden from the public..and then spirited away to be raised by poor Mancunians…one day I will return and claim the throne, I need to find Excalibur first though.

    That's a fancy way to say some royal raped your great grandmother.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein It’s freaky freaky Fridayyy!!

    Switch bodies with your mom for fun
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson bless you, please use a tissue next time.

    That's a Selassieous lie
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The next season of Squid Game will feature a giant Fauci robot that will shoot anyone who doesn't get their mask on in time.

    Post this on your Facebook, it will get more engagement from boomers.
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood faggot

    Homoniggerual
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