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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    operating a drone
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pretending I'm a girl made out of Band-Aids
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pretending I'm a Band-aid made out of girls
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ fornicating with a nubian
  5. Pretending I’m a band made out of girls with AIDS
  6. Wishing I was in Greenall Whitley land,
    Where beer is cool and hearts are warm
    My friends all gathered 'round
    Perhaps they're missing me as I'm missing them.

  7. Droning an operator
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Pretending I’m a band made out of girls with AIDS

    Spice Girls ?
  9. Victoria’s Secretions
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Spice Girls ?

    I guess that explains if you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    CUZ FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You mean the same family, Viperidae.

    OK they both can kill the same way. I don't think the venom is more venomous than the other. Length doesn't usually pose more of a threat. babies are said to be more deadly because they haven't got their rings yet to warn you.

    I came across one that was nearly 5 feet outside my home that got ran over. I was told not to pick it up because even if it was dead the things have a reactionary bite. like muscle memory
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready OK they both can kill the same way. I don't think the venom is more venomous than the other. Length doesn't usually pose more of a threat. babies are said to be more deadly because they haven't got their rings yet to warn you.

    I came across one that was nearly 5 feet outside my home that got ran over. I was told not to pick it up because even if it was dead the things have a reactionary bite. like muscle memory

    And u were fortunate enuff to realize that their venom remains dangerous for several days after death.
  14. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Rattle snakes don't always kill. they're venomous not poisoness. Also they don't always push full amounts of venom on the first bite. it's more of a warning. Baby Rattlers havn't learned to do this so a baby will inject all of its venom in you. but no everyone dies from it. It will however put you down for a few days. and the venom is flesh eating. it will eat down to the bone before your skin grows back. it's pretty gnarly shit.


    What do you people think would be the most fucked up animal to kill you? Bengal Tiger or Grizzly or large Brown Bear for me. or a pack of pitbulls.

    I think a Silver back would beat you unconscious before killing you. So that wouldn't be as bad to die from as a bear gnawing on your skull. crunching it.
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung And u were fortunate enuff to realize that their venom remains dangerous for several days after death.

    Was told. Yes, I made the smart decision to ask Animal Control first. they asked if I could pick it up by the tail. Not let it touch my leg or arms while doing so. take a shovel and remove it's head. and then scoop the head into a double plastic bag and mark it for them to come pick up. and to place the body in the tote bin. I thought of cutting off the rattler for my kid but my wife at the time said No way.
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Rattle snakes don't always kill. they're venomous not poisoness. Also they don't always push full amounts of venom on the first bite. it's more of a warning. Baby Rattlers havn't learned to do this so a baby will inject all of its venom in you. but no everyone dies from it. It will however put you down for a few days. and the venom is flesh eating. it will eat down to the bone before your skin grows back. it's pretty gnarly shit.


    What do you people think would be the most fucked up animal to kill you? Bengal Tiger or Grizzly or large Brown Bear for me. or a pack of pitbulls.

    I think a Silver back would beat you unconscious before killing you. So that wouldn't be as bad to die from as a bear gnawing on your skull. crunching it.

    It's the WRONG FUCKING SNAKE
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG It's the WRONG FUCKING SNAKE

    they're both rattle snakes. I just posted it because it happened that morning and the topic reminded me of the guy who pulled 90 plus rattle snakes out of one person crawlspace under the house.
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready they're both rattle snakes. I just posted it because it happened that morning and the topic reminded me of the guy who pulled 90 plus rattle snakes out of one person crawlspace under the house.

    I know, you post random useless shit because you just free associate about bullshit no one gives a fuck about and derail every thread.
  19. SmeelHung Yung Blood
    Originally posted by WellHung rinsing with hydrogen peroxide

    Folks, i would be if you fucked a nigger.
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SmeelHung Folks, i would be if you fucked a nigger.

    Shut the fuck up idiot.
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