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  1. mmG African Astronaut
  2. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson pffft not me.

    …when Princess Diana died and my American wife was crying on the bed, I came in and asked her "what's up why you crying"…she said Princess Diana is dead…I said "1 down a dozen to go"…It think that was the beginning of the end of that marriage.

    Doesn't matter, you were already subjugated and born in their kingdom.
  3. mmG African Astronaut
    Salsafist Vs hummuslite
  4. mmG African Astronaut
    It's part of the genus snake from the family snake of the order snakeus
  5. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Martin Luther King day? No, we don't get a day off.

    Kwanzaa
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Him…but yes her. I thought it was a female when I got it…and I refuse to acknowledge it's maleness…so I say "good girl" etc and once the nads are gone in a couple of weeks It's going to be female…transgender at worst.

    ETA: interestingly it took 2 visits to the vets for them to say "Um you have kitty listed as female, he's a male"…so it wasn't just me.

    That's what happens when you assume their gender, shitlord
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why even bother "worshiping" anyone but yourself?

    You worship the crown
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready actually it was. it was broken up during the Big wars (WWI n WWII). the whole reason Saddam believed his tribe should have ownership of the mineral rights (oil) over that of the Wahhabi. the whole reason he went into Kuwait to start shit after he felt the US abandon him.

    No Arabia isn't a real country
  9. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I have family who are. I don't understand why you didn't answer my question. also if your word starts with a vowel you should us "a" over "an". you use "an" with a consonant

    No you don't. Also you don't use "a" for plural nouns. As in "a Wahhabis"
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    📞📞📞 Hello Mr FBI? Yes I am being terrorized on doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou dot nigga sin dot space. By the way Walnut Creek did 9/11.
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Just ignore the refugee. He'll get bored and go away eventually.

    Stfu retard. You are a timid lil faggot who got shit on so many times that you got shy.
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The cat is going to the vet tomorrow at 9am for it's blood test prior to having it's balls removed. Said cat suffers from travel Anxiety and the last two times it vomited in the pet carrier..(and also dropped a log the first time).

    The vet gave me some sedatives to give it before I bring it again (tomorrow) but it has to be given 3hrs prior to traveling…that means I have to get up at 5.30 or so tomorrow…which in turn means I'll get about 3hrs sleep as on a Friday I don't lay my head down till 2 or 3 am due to the full life I live.

    I'm kind of debating on not giving fluffy the drugs and just letting it puke and shit again in the carrier.

    Put her down
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who's Nick? and what's so different about him/her than during the day?

    do you like nigger day?
  14. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Just ordered a Caliburn A2 starter bundle with some nic salt juice, decided I'm gonna quit buying expensive ass Juul pods and try out the new Caliburn. Saw some pretty good reviews on it and decided to give it a try. Guess I'm not quite ready to quit vaping yet, helps stress. Anyways, I'll let you know what I think of it when it arrives.

    I never even used to smoke, I just picked up vaping like a fuckboy because it gives me something to do other than eating when I'm high. I have nic salt juices but I also have some 0 nic juices so I can just puff like a chimney while watching cartoons.

    I ordered the caliburn, let's hope it gets here soon.
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ok

    Dod u like nick at nite
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Not all Christians believe in the Trinity as 3 separate entities. I believe that the spirit of God was placed in Man seeded by God into a virgin. the spirit is all around. Jesus will sit at God's right hand (right side)

    That's the same thing. You worship a jedi. You believe God was incarnate as a man and had a son, a clear corruption of the true purity of Isa and his honourable mother as well as associating partners with God.

    You as a Muslim should know that Jesus is a Profit as well and should be respected by Muslims.

    I respect Isa, son of Maryam. Not your fictional version.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the snake is the same species. maybe not the same breed but the same species you infidel terroristic mother fucker.

    It's the same species in that it's also a snake.
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Clownfish Fonzie

    With a simple thump of his fist he can fix any mechanical object. He has pheromonic powers that no female can resist. He possesses superhuman charisma and interpersonal skills which cause all men to do ask he asks when directed at them as long as he concentrate's on them. This power has an AOE and will also affect any male within 6 feet of his target. He is able to leap any restaurant or shark with any type of vehicle. And finally he has the power to quickly take over as the central character of any show he appears in.


  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Oh Gosh.. im so hurt. my feelings are so hurt cause you said this.

    Your feelings won't be hurt because you already accepted you are a failure when you started driving poober
  20. mmG African Astronaut
    Niggerlodeon!
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