Originally posted by NARCassist
i left five bucks in my jeans and put them in the machine at the launderettes. so they laundered money and dint even know it.
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That's nothin'. I once saved all the one dollar bills I made from selling meth then split them all up between 5 of my closest friends. We then went to the laundromat two blocks away and exchanged them for quarters. Careful not to draw too much suspicion we then hit up chuck e cheeses all across two states namely focusing on whack a mole and ice hockey. My third strike team then had double agent cashiers triple redeem the prize tickets mostly in the form of nerf footballs and beanie babies.
All across the country sleeper agents in the form of retired car salesman and chocolate chip cookie baking grandmothers set up ebay stores and mom and pop shop stores all across the US. 77% of all profits were funneled to various swiss bank accounts were they bounced across the globe for several months. We all came out several hundred dollars richer that summer and all the kids and pre teens that summer somehow had a few extra neef footballs and beanie babies just enough to keep them happy yet just too few not to raise parent's suspicions. My boys and me came out smelling like roses that summer and one thing was for sure ; we were ready to rock.
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Many people are unfamiliar with how the young black men in our society actually live and the reality they experience that is fundamentally different from that that everyone else experiences so it forces them to turn to crime in many circumstances. This song pretty much explains it so everyone can get up to date:
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
weed smoker offered to suck my dick when he lived in austin if i would come and do bath salts with him, he will never admit to it, but thats what happened.
and privacy cunt said she would let me fuck her for thanksgiving when she came to texas as long as I'd buy 50 dollars worth of panties lol
Lol this thread isn't about you or my son or pc it's about §m£ÂgØL try and not make it about you mmmmmk?
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I go to the 7 /11 by ut and they give me 2 slices of pizza for free since I'm cool and I tell people to get out of the store considering some college kid came up to the register with a beer open from another store, and I said dude you can't do that man thats an open container, and the lady started yelling at him to get out and yelled at him even louder. And everyone was like yeah what an idiot. So now when I come in I just chat them up and buy something and i get 2 pieces of pizza.
Last time I went to the 7/11 I told my friend how I get free pizza and some black dude kept saying to me after she walked to go look at the candy, "don't lie to the lady, don't lie" even though I wasn't lying, He was ear hustling big time.
I usually dont eat candy anymore I but if I do I like sour candy or I like dill chips or salt and vinegar but thats about it.
I personally know a guy that owns a 7/11 and a girl that works at a different franchise and mentioned to them how I get free pizza and they were both kinda pissed, and I mentioned how I probably just have more charisma than them.
This fat fuck would eat the box and like it.
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I think this is why he made the ATTN: HYDRO rape thread about me since Malice diagnosed me with aspergers and I made a thread about it and BPD.
Aww, isn't that cute- thie faggot has a little crush on me. Sorry to burst your bubble though, I have a real man in my life finally. I'm done fucking around with faggot man-childs.
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Originally posted by Oasis
i've said so many bad things to you when i was angry and crazy and high, but im getting so upset because any little thing that was said or done was so important to me. you complete me. besides being a gf you were also the friend ive always wanted to have. we got to explore our minds together and i did it with you. we were sharing the same thoughts and experiences and we were more in love than a lot of people who actually did get married. i can just tell you'd feel soft and gentle in my arms and my kisses would let you know that you're the best. i know i keep on repeating myself and saying cliched things but since im not talking to you in person.. when i tell you i love you think of it like a kiss.. and if i say it more times its a bunch of kisses. you make me smile and i think you're a very interesting person. the way you see the world is so unique and i want to be there to share these experiences with you
Cucked.
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We should make a new meme about this...you know the one with the fat black couple on southpark "bout 3.50" well from now on when someone asks me the price of something I'm going to say "bout $17.31" HA! I'm a stitch(in my own mind).
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I really don't see this in my day to day life..my town is something like 96% white and most you live in what compared to where I am a huge metropolis. Being the only person who can get anything above a 25% purity level within a hundred mile radius I tend to converse heavily with people of all races though and on the flip side all the black guys I know who have some type of girlfriend it's ALWAYS some fat ass obese harpoon fucking whale of a white girl and on top of that she's almost exclusively ugly as shit too.
What I mean is it's not as if the black guys and arabs are plucking the 10/10 roses of out the garden more like trying to rescue the weeds farmer John strampled over and spit RedMan juice all over. I'm guilty of being partial to mulatto butts but they aren't 300 pound jerry springer reject 4th string, I am the most popular hoe at the local needle exchange, I have 4 babies daddies and 5 kids, ass whores.
Phew, I needed to kinda needed to get a lot of that off of my chest. Thanks for listening guys.
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