Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouth

1. 2017-05-31 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #41
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by AngryOnion If you don't want your girlfriend to get pregnant just make her pee after sex.
   I have it on good authority that works.
   

   
   I've read that this also greatly decreases the risk of urinary tract infections, which makes perfect sense (same is true for males). Blow drying afterward is also recommended, which really isn't as odd as it may sound to some.
2. 2017-05-31 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice I've read that this also greatly decreases the risk of urinary tract infections, which makes perfect sense (same is true for males). Blow drying afterward is also recommended, which really isn't as odd as it may sound to some.

   
   You know absolutely nothing about sex.
3. 2017-05-31 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #43
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by AngryOnion If you don't want your girlfriend to get pregnant just make her pee after sex.
   I have it on good authority that works.
   

   
   Butt like I said, what if she stores it in her mouth.. she can then go pee and then still shove it up her twat, are you stupid?
4. 2017-05-31 at 2:22 AM UTC

   #44
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You don't fuck the peepeehole, guys. Usually.
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5. 2017-05-31 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #45
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion If you don't want your girlfriend to get pregnant just make her pee after sex.
   I have it on good authority that works.
   

   
   you are a fucking idiot. the piss hole and the pussy hole arent even the same thing, much less attached.
   
   a woman pissing after sex is only to hopefully prevent UTIs. maybe it works...maybe not
6. 2017-05-31 at 2:23 AM UTC

   #46
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by RisiR † You don't fuck the peepeehole, guys. Usually.

   
   this
7. 2017-05-31 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Butt like I said, what if she stores it in her mouth.. she can then go pee and then still shove it up her twat, are you stupid?

   
   if she can cram it up in there...yeah.
8. 2017-05-31 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #48
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by infinityshock you are a fucking idiot. the piss hole and the pussy hole arent even the same thing, much less attached.
   
   a woman pissing after sex is only to hopefully prevent UTIs. maybe it works…maybe not

   
   I got to admit even bill the cat is correcto...
9. 2017-05-31 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   He was joking you toadstools!
10. 2017-05-31 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #50
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by RisiR † You don't fuck the peepeehole, guys. Usually.

    
    speak for yourself
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11. 2017-05-31 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #51
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I piss out my ass when i drink too much, so i guess anything is possible.
12. 2017-05-31 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #52
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mmQ He was joking you toadstools!

    
    AngryOnion was...
13. 2017-05-31 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #53
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I piss out my ass when i drink too much, so i guess anything is possible.

    
    I hope this is true.
14. 2017-05-31 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #54
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by RisiR † I hope this is true.

    
    You germans like weird shit, so im not surprised you'd like it you fucko
15. 2017-05-31 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im still a hard maybe on this one gont.
16. 2017-05-31 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #56
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You germans like weird shit, so im not surprised you'd like it you fucko

    
    No, I want your intenstines to be so corroded by the STDs that you piss out of your ass and die.
17. 2017-05-31 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † No, I want your intenstines to be so corroded by the STDs that you piss out of your ass and die.

    
    
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18. 2017-05-31 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #58
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I piss out my ass when i drink too much, so i guess anything is possible.

    
    you fucking idiot, that isnt piss. that is what happens when you pass out in a gay bar.
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19. 2017-05-31 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #59
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by infinityshock you fucking idiot, that isnt piss. that is what happens when you pass out in a gay bar.

    
    are you an idiot? i've never passed out in a gay bar, you must be talking from gayxpereince faggot
20. 2017-05-31 at 3:43 AM UTC

    #60
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby are you an idiot? i've never passed out in a gay bar, you must be talking from gayxpereince faggot

    
    thats why theyre called roofies, flapper-asshole