2017-11-23 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Happy Thanksgiving Faggots
About to enjoy some ham with a shardini martini...ya know.
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2017-11-22 at 4:39 PM UTC
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How were the planets created?
"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth."
Genesis 1:1
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2017-11-22 at 3:24 AM UTC
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I'm sleeping in a car tonight
its so sad what the jedis have done to you, lol
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Sure. Inside you. This is always the time-honored classic. Suitcase up, boy.
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Once in county jail I gather someone was too bashful to defecate in the cell with their mates, so they conveniently left a huge coil in the day room showers. You've never seen a chiseled from stone, fearless convict cower away in utter fear as fast as when he faced an unexpected visit from the fecal fairy.
It was funny as hell seeing 2 older ebony gents go into rants about "fucking weirdos shitting in the shower" & that this was "cruel & unusual punishment" as they donned make-shift Hazmat suits w/checker board chest shields (held around the neck with toilet paper rope) & surgical masks of old commissary bags. The gloves were fashioned out of zip lock bags that the initial hygiene pack was handed out in & made the tossing of cleaning chemicals from feet away an ardous task. It took 2 wily vets over an hour to do so, as the bewildered C.O. just stood there scratching his head. I remember one of the clean up guys Mr. Willie wandered around for days stroking his chin mumbling aloud "who tha fuck shits in a shower ?!". Mind you there was only 2 stalls for roughly 50 heads & that one was avoided like the plague for mo.'s by the heads in the "know".
Weeks later it was determined that a guy in D-17 was the culprit who was referred from then on as "Filthy Mac Nasty" & "Shitfrey Dahmer". He was ostracised from the group,left out of the spade tournaments & the related comradery(discussing the buttocks of the musical artists on BET,whose the best rapper debates, etc.),,,ah the memories
I defecate in a manner I termed "drago technique" it is the norm for many original people. I used to call it the "gargoyle" but I have elevated the game to have perfect weight distribution as to not break any more toilet seats. My non-perfected technique has been responsible for many a broken toilet seat that has cost me 2 concubines & a 425$ damage charge from a Marriot. It promotes better bowel evacuation & keeps the knees limber.
As a child my family travelled the globe, I remember fondly while in India during the 70's, another child stumbled upon me in "drago" formation, well back then it was "gargoyle"(coined due to the familiarity of looking as if perched on a roof top like the afore named statues). He was perplexed,ran & told his father who was some kind of village holy man, who then assured me & his seed that it was completely normal, which I already knew lol. To this day I ponder if Sanu picked up the drago technique,,,
I expect many people are grumpy & @ risk of colon rot/cancer just by simply not shitting properly.
Post last edited by G at 2017-11-19T09:33:45.331824+00:00
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2017-11-16 at 2:20 AM UTC
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Selling my NIS account
I'll pay your rent if you drink a quart of Clorox.
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2017-11-09 at 2:18 AM UTC
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Lets
When you choke your girlfriend in space, no one can hear her scream
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2017-11-08 at 12:50 AM UTC
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Devin Patrick Kelley
I remember one time me mom drove me to my uncle's house on a whim and I want feeling good my stomach hurt and I had been throwing up earlier. She let me in and then just took off right away. Sure enough it wasn't just my uncle it was all 6 of them and they were wearing robes and chanting, basically they tied me up and for the next few hours took turns.. WAIT JUST A SECOND ! AHA!!
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
You all give him such shit, even I do.
But at least he produces threads with good conversation
An Ode To Bill Krozby
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2017-11-01 at 8:22 AM UTC
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Bill Krozby Doppleganger
Holy shit.. this photo reminds me of Bill Krozby neckbeard ISIS flag photochop
MSM cnn.com go on it fgts
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2017-10-28 at 1:26 PM UTC
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lol got a date in ten minutes
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2017-10-28 at 2:49 AM UTC
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Went to a party tonight
lol
i'm so fucking stoned right now
its 7:50 pm PST
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2017-10-23 at 3:02 PM UTC
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Green Gay
like black fag?
i actually saw that band open for nofx once. i thought it was going to be lame but they were actually pretty entertaining.
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2017-10-23 at 12:18 PM UTC
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SPORT IS BENNY VADER!!!!
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Doesn't really matter who anyone is. It's what you say that matters, not who you are.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Hey weed smoker can you help me get d2 running on my laptop plz? I bought it last year to play again and it will install just won't play but on my older laptops years ago it ran fine.
also the original starcraft is having problems too, It will install but you can't make it bigger its in a tiny screen. panthrax tried helping me last year but nothing he suggested worked unfortunately.
You need a program called, DosBox. They will play fine if you run them through that.
https://www.dosbox.com/information.php?page=0https://www.dosbox.com/wiki/Basic_Setup_and_Installation_of_DosBoxhttps://sourceforge.net/projects/dosbox/files/dosbox/0.74/DOSBox0.74-win32-installer.exe/download
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2017-10-21 at 8:08 AM UTC
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apprilcont is a fag
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