Posts by kroz

2015-08-30 at 9:38 PM UTC in Someday we may see a woman king, sword in, hand swing at some evil

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

women cannot rule anything, because they all turn into irrational bitches when they are on their period.

Obviously you've never heard of cleopatra.. haha

2015-08-30 at 9:36 PM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I would say creating this thread would be in your personal top 5 most embarrassing moments.

Nah not even close bro

2015-08-30 at 9:32 PM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Lol, i'd be pretty mad.

I was mad and embarrassed simitulously. Whats weird is he's such a stupid head junky and his family aren't like that at all, bunch of nice intelligent people.

2015-08-30 at 9:13 PM UTC in Most embarrassing moments stories?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

Well you know we've all had them, so ITT we post them, should be pretty lulzy.

Well anyways, I used to date this girl for awhile who was my weed girl, my stupid fat friend wanted to by some off her and had been bugging me for days about it, but it was never convenient. Her and I were having some tai food at this place, when he text me asking for some bud. I tell her it's him again, and she like oh okay just tell him to meet up here. (we were going to a show downtown right after so It wasn't convenient to meet anywhere else before hand.

I'm feeling kinda reluctant because he can really act like a bozo in public sometimes. Not just drunk obnoxious, but just down right bizarre because he's a meth head and a klonopin/ghb addict, and extremely gay. (I've known him for years before he started getting like this, so at the time I was still kinda his friend)

I tell him to meet us at a certain time so we can finish up eating. But low and behold he's already in the area and just comes in looking like a slob wearing bilabong swim trunks over a pair of sweat pants, and looks all greasy and gross like he's been up for days and hasn't showered. He's like hey whats man! And just comes and sits right down next to us... I play it kewl and I'm like hate doing alright mikey? He's all slurry is words like hes on a ton of benzo's and its very disturbing.

Hes like omg im so hungry right now I havent eaten in 2 days, and orders some food even tho we are already almost done, and I tell him that, but my friend says "Bill Krozby its alright lets just chill and have another brew or 2 before we go to the show , we aren't in that much of a rush. Anyways he's like sweating buckets while eating some spicy curry looking likes he's going to throw up or something. I pound two shiners while we are waiting cause im gettin really annoyed by him talking about "drama n stuff" that happened with the guys he does meth with and the fact that he's putting out such privy details about his drug use to my date who isn't like that at all.

I go to take a piss, reluctant to leave him with the girl, but i do cause i really gotta go. I'm washing my hands and then he just barges in slamming the door open and starts trying to open the stall but its locked cause someone is in there. He starts pounding on it whining I really gotta go its an emergency (this dude is 34 years old by the way)

I just walk out and go back to the table all freaked out. I'm telling my date that I can't stand him and she needs to just go to the bar and get it weighed out for him (he only wanted a gram) Before she can get up we start hearing mikey "Screaming/yelling/moaning AAAAAAHHHH MAN"

He comes out sweating and I'm like dude whats wrong with you, and he's like nothing my stomach hurt tommy. my date looks at me and says "tommy??" (my name isn't tommy at all)

Anyways I tell him to go wait in his car and while she weighs it out and I will bring it to him. We pull up to his car and I get out and try to hop in his car but he can't even hear my opening the door cause he's blasting daft punks "up all night to get lucky" I knock on his window and he freaks out. I open the door take the money from him and give him the stuff, he rolls down the car window and shouts to my girl "bye Briahnna thanks!!!!" (her name is Brenna)

Anyways we drive off and that was the end of that. It goes to show you how excess drug use plus being a tard can really be one of the worst combinations ever.

I haven't hung out or seen the dude in over a year now, his personality really started to change once he got into meth. He started attending gay orgies, he became obsessed with breaking bad, he would only listen to the same 3 albums, daft punk, lady gaga , a madonna album.

Even another time when I was hanging with that girl and we were just in bed watching a movie, he just randomly showed up at my door knocking looking like he was going to kill himself. I couldn't take his neediness.

2015-08-29 at 12:59 PM UTC in If anyone knows how to plays Dominoes, you can play online with me.

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I'd be down I love dominoes

2015-08-28 at 7:53 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

u just jelly im not gay for you faggot.

nah not really.. I'm straight, and if i was gay, id still probably think you're ugly and want nothing to do with you. post a pic and lets see "how gay i am" for you. But you wont because you're a big pussssaay

2015-08-28 at 6:51 PM UTC in fuck space jam

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^you wish you could, you follow me around as well. Obviously you and crazy mike has some pent up frustrations. Just telling it like it is. You're extremely transparent.

2015-08-28 at 6:46 PM UTC in ATTN: Sophie

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

lol thelittlestnigga is kinda gay

2015-08-28 at 6:40 PM UTC in fuck space jam

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

WTF does that have to do with the OP you toothless old hack.?

lol well it can easily be insinuated that he doesn't like the song when every he clicks a new thread.. its kinda like a conversational double entendre , im sure most people who saw the subject would expect it to be about that...

You just are relentlessly an asshole that likes to nit pick. Because you don't understand textual tact or you're really butt hurt over something spectral said. You're like the psychotic faggot who follows around his ex bf that left him for a younger tighter boy.

2015-08-28 at 6:21 PM UTC in attack of the ratch

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

so I basically fucked a guys gf/baby mama because he owed me $200 or some odd dollars, then told him and she's basically been following me around during my hug dealing escapades over the course of the summer. I broke up with her several times without actually going out and cheated on her. I make her cry everyday and keep us both highly intoxicated. I've been selling drugs at the mid level all summer and made and spent money stupidly. I got arrested at 4am in a shitty area because that girl was literally going 70 in a 50 with 4!!!! black people in the back of the rental. I spent the night in holding cells before my PO let me out because I'm normally such a good boy. I'm going back to university in a few days. That ho is sleeping a few feet away right now, I think I made her cry twice today and had sex with her 3 or 4 times. We literally have so much sex my left hip is dislocated and she gets bad stomach pains afterwards. People I may or may not may or may not to may or may not be tied up in a murder or may not investimay or may not. I'm moving in a few days and this girl does not know the apartment. I've been suffering mild dts from alcohol withdrawal around 9 o clock each night, so thats when I start drinking. Today is only 1 beer and a bottle of wine to calm the nerves as I'll be up all night moving and cleaning with this lazy ho so I can move tomorrow and show my apartment. The best part is at this moment, while she's sleeping, she thinks there's a chance (albeit a small one) she might be moving to my new place with me but that isn't a possibility.

A month ago, I slapped a different girl on the busiest street in the city in the middle of the day. I feel like I wasted my summer by being white boy wasted with this waste of space white girl, periodically doing that white girl (christina aguilara) and habitually slanging that white girl, then mostly spending the money on decent food, cabs, alcohol and just immediately gratifying pleasures. I have tattoos up to the back of my neck now so I bought a bunch of button up shirts. I made contact with a bunch of highly motivated arabs who take drugs and have rich families I'm going to try to get to invest in an idea I have. If this girl ends up hating me I might have to kill her because she knows too much.

I love and hate you all btw

Any Questions?

I like you, we should be friends, we have a lot in common

2015-08-28 at 6:16 PM UTC in I'm cute

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

I have a beard right now, it's still partly attached to the face of the guy I ripped it from.

so edgy!

I had a pretty epic beard going on but just shaved it.
http://imgur.com/k1xMWDg

i know look so bby faced now

http://i.imgur.com/YBLumOC.jpg

But yeah sploo is kinda of pretty boi, deeem leeps would be top tier shit in county jail im sure haha

2015-08-27 at 9:52 PM UTC in pull out method is actually a good thing if you execute it right

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

It works!! I had two childen using the pull out method!!

You're doing it wrong then

2015-08-27 at 3:13 PM UTC in pull out method is actually a good thing if you execute it right

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^you just gotta take a piss to clean it out.. anyways mmmmmq get on tc right meow!

2015-08-27 at 2:55 PM UTC in pull out method is actually a good thing if you execute it right

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^pre ejaculate doesnt contain any semen. I've done it tons of times and have never had a kid as a consequence of doing so

2015-08-27 at 6:20 AM UTC in pull out method is actually a good thing if you execute it right

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMT7PKknHGY

2015-08-27 at 6:13 AM UTC in What the fuck is this shit?

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

It's something stupid, you stupid man

2015-08-25 at 10:50 PM UTC in Dear Spectral, Kill Yourself

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

^you kill yourself you stupid slampig, why is every thread about spectral or iron john? you guys need to suck a bag of dicks

2015-08-22 at 11:15 AM UTC in Miss Teen Illinois - the reason why jedis should stay out of beauty pageants.

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

WTF

They all look 30.

nothing wrong with looking 30 bbys

2015-08-22 at 11:13 AM UTC in Public Schools are filthy breeding grounds of germs and sickness

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

so you thanked yourself for advice you gave yourself? I guess I am wrong if such is the case. But I guess you are still a dork to so enjoy being a dork you dork.

mmmmm I like it when you talk dirty to me bbys

2015-08-22 at 11 AM UTC in A fish with no head and guts still fights to not be eaten

kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

My brother and I had pet Iguana's growing up, and our neighbor told us, He grew up in mexico and told my lil bro and that him and his family would kill and bbq iguanas. It actually sounds pretty good now that I think about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN0HucciJaM

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