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2015-09-04 at 8:22 PM UTC in I thought i could trust you guysOne of you fuck faces either mq, mr abs panthrax or aeon gave my number and address to mormons. There i was standing with three men while i was wearing bikini briefs while they poured me sweet tea and talking about the love of jesus and wanting to come in while im helplessy standing there hungover in my underwear fuck, you i hate you even my cat was scared.
It was very embarassing for me because all i did was rant about alien videos and how they are illuminati jedisish shills, but they didnt care... all they care about it themselves and their ipads
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2015-09-04 at 5:46 PM UTC in ATTN: Everyoneonly a pedophile can appreciate true beauty
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2015-09-04 at 5:35 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?I'm pretty sure it was that guy I chased off Megakush/twin gats
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2015-09-04 at 5:43 AM UTC in I fuck so much my left hip is dislocated and constantly hurtingyeah i feel ya I have the same problem.
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2015-09-04 at 4:32 AM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?Cause you're a stupid slampig? ^
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2015-09-03 at 8:57 PM UTC in pot smokers are arrogant pricks
yeah well I smoke shitty skunk weed laced with industrial solvents but I just find it on the ground as roaches so my value/cost ratio is better than everyone. Are you envious of my penis size yet?
mmmm bbys i like it when you talk dirty to me =) it's very smexy =) -
2015-09-03 at 8:55 PM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
ITT boring people trying to transcend their own mediocrity
mmmmm so edgy i like it when you talk dirty to me bbys -
2015-09-03 at 8:53 PM UTC in WTF Was this guy's user name?I think it was "your moms a gay whore"
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2015-09-03 at 6:32 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
Mmm, that cherry syrup and bubblegum. Not sure if I've ever had grape, there could be all sorts of flavors I've missed out on.
I wonder if they make drinks like this, but without the medicinal component. Damn, they should seriously have this as a novelty/niche item, but it probably doesn't exist and may be hard to track down if it does.
Social withdrawal and unrealistic plans can be a sign of the onset of schizophrenia (there are multiple types, btw).
Do you actually plan to survive in the jungles of Cambodia? Naturalist and survivalist scenarios tend to be horribly romanticized and inaccurately portrayed, you could very realistically die if you're you're too far from human civilization and have no way to contact emergency services, or at least have an incredibly miserable experience trying to get out of there if you change your mind.
everyone is schizophrenic to malice... -
2015-09-03 at 6:06 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.heres a picture of the bicycle i won
http://www.legendaryauctions.com/ItemImages/000016/6732_med.jpeg
and yes i did ride it around the neighborhood with training wheels. It was a "huffy" brand
better not scuff my huffy bitch! -
2015-09-03 at 5:59 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
of all those things you post a fucking link to a doug stanhope bit? JESUS FUCK. Post a video of you smoking meth the president's cousin or at least the god danged tony the tiger commercial. Sheesh.
lol I can't find the commercial online and the bike was burned in the bastrop fire. But I may have darin bush's photo on my phone... looks and talks almost exactly like him, its very uncanny. He has a cushy job working for the republican party here lol. He has a very modest home compared to what most people would think. He threw up a bunch of vodka when were were hanging. we actually just spoke to each other a few nights ago. -
2015-09-03 at 5:51 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
frosted flakes are fucking great
I guess you aren't so bad after all
Also, fuck you and your fucking cat
I hate you so much
you seem pretty frothy tonight, is there something wrong?
http://imgur.com/0zmyN7F -
2015-09-03 at 5:49 AM UTC in well wes craven is dead
fuck wes craven
how does hell feel, you bald prick?
you seem some what frothy tonight? did you forget to take you lithium? -
2015-09-03 at 5:47 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
its like, my awesome posts totally outshine everyone elses', and they don't get noticed
I feel bad for you guys
whatever you say captain -
2015-09-03 at 5:34 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
every time I post after someone, I sort of feel like those assholes who bid $1 over the last person who bid on 'the price is right' showcase
that is pretty weird...
but yeah something weird about me, my mom and I were both in commercials in the 80's
I was in a tony the tiger commercial where tony the tiger comes up to my house and give me a bicycle thats painted like a tiger...
and my mom was in a lonestar beer commercial where she slams a beer and it froths up just right...
and I once smoked meth with george w bushes cousin "darin bush" he showed me a piece of the titanic he has in his living room
I was in the hospital for an entire month when i was four because my eyeball was fallling out.
and I once delivered a pizza to doug stanhope and he gave me 20 dollars for a tip and was real cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDWOP_McMHA -
2015-09-03 at 5:33 AM UTC in well wes craven is deadso whats your favorite movie by him ? freddy cougar here. in before scream 2
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2015-09-03 at 5:29 AM UTC in you know?mmmmmm dat edge dough....
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2015-09-03 at 5:22 AM UTC in Tell me something weird about yourself.
This past year or so I've been extremely withdrawn, I honestly wish I could just go to a different planet and never have to really interact with any other human again. It's weird because I have to talk and interact with literally dozens of people everyday but when I talk to people it's just kind of me nodding my head, saying as little as possible just to get it over with. I used to be the "life of the party" type of guy where I absolutely loved people and having conversations and general fun with tons of people was the thing that got me out of bed in the morning. So literally 30 days from now I'm cutting my house arrest bracelet off, blowing off probation and getting on a plane to the jungles of Cambodia where there is absolutely nothing(that's the point) I don't even care if my family or girlfriend ends up hating me, I'm so fucking done with this place.
I've been going through a very similar thing recently. I've been wanting to move to escape my current situation but it seems like you just can't move far enough. The problems will still be there. I suggest you stay with your gf for a while longer and accept that you might be going through a quarter life crisis.
But at the same time If I had the money to move and skip out on probation I'd be very tempted as well.
Just know that things are always changing, and time keeps moving on and on and on, Soon we'll all be gone.
http://imgur.com/XSOvyfh -
2015-09-03 at 5:03 AM UTC in you know?
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2015-09-03 at 4:38 AM UTC in you know?craigs lips lead to sorrow
craigslist leads to something
you're sorry, that I love you
Let me come in your head
craigs lips lead to sorrow
craigslist leads to something
curled up at the boulevard