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2017-03-09 at 4:53 PM UTC in Anybody here like metal? Found a new bandI have these neighbors that I kind of didn't like at first, they get really drunk and yell stuff to passerbys I eat ur mum errrr night flyboi!, but I guess I do shit like that to while krunk just don't like drunk people when im not drunk, they are "rad punks" but I went over last to drink a brew and they showed me this band thats punk but has black metal vox, sick af fam!
bone awl, they are so raw
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2017-03-09 at 3:58 PM UTC in my lungs feel amazing^ive been trying it haven't smoked anything since december 4th, and I'm naturally predisposed towards having shitty congested lungs but they do feel better now
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2017-03-09 at 3:56 PM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
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2017-03-09 at 3:51 PM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up
Originally posted by cerakote my dad does the same shit
wont stop fucking yammering on about nothing… he knows that im not watching whatever fucking bullshit he is and he still just randomly laughs and yells "[pronoun] just [random happening in the movie]" like FUCK OFF i dont care about your shitty hallmark movie
lol, hallmark movies aren't funny, you dad sounds twisted -
2017-03-09 at 3:45 PM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
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2017-03-09 at 11:19 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?you could try not giving a fuck
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2017-03-09 at 10:47 AM UTC in my mom never shuts the fuck up
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2017-03-09 at 5:11 AM UTC in I hate the kids who play basketball on my street.
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2017-03-09 at 4:33 AM UTC in I hate the kids who play basketball on my street.
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2017-03-09 at 4:29 AM UTC in I hate the kids who play basketball on my street.
Originally posted by infinityshock there are zero niggers living in my neighborhood, niggerfag. all the niggers in my city are confined to two areas that are literally fenced in to keep them under control.
edit: this is what happens to the uppity niggers here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fk6GFiUa9c
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/10/man-beaten-in-2011-melbourne-police-video-dies/12469905/
Post last edited by infinityshock at 2017-03-09T00:56:48.714206+00:00
I wasn't talking to you fuckface, i was talking to the OP -
2017-03-09 at 4:23 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
Originally posted by infinityshock jock itch, you mean.
the difference between you and me is…youre a catcher. im a pitcher. and thats how you like it.
you're a bug catcher and you crave getting the bug because you're sick in the head. And even if I was a gay, I would never have sex with a smelly old man like you. You lack class and tact and you're slighty retarded. -
2017-03-09 at 4:17 AM UTC in That fucking cat
Originally posted by greenplastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkl-o-l625k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So6cyimwm9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jsfg_Yfq3k
cheeze the kat is a kool kat and i typically don't like long haired kats -
2017-03-09 at 4:13 AM UTC in That fucking cat
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2017-03-09 at 4:11 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
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2017-03-09 at 3:34 AM UTC in Fuck
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2017-03-09 at 3:33 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
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2017-03-09 at 2:49 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
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2017-03-09 at 2:49 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
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2017-03-09 at 2:48 AM UTC in sexual orientation and identity
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump When I say I haven't had sex in years I mean with girls. I don't consider myself to have any specific orientation or identity. Someone said I was pansexual once but I feel more like asexual with a well functioning penis.
I can jack off to pictures of myself and inanimate objects for example. I also fap to lolis but I don't really consider myself a pedo.
I just want to whack off to triangles while hitting a meth pipe and deep throating a piece of fried chicken, techsexual.
Thats why I like taking bundy all the time because it kills my sex drive completely and makes my dick stop working, benzos also have a similar effect.
one of the first times i did coke when i was 16 I went to the living room in the middle of the night and jacked off to the qvc channel. Man had my parents walked in, i woulda had some splaining to do..
one time when i was 15 or so, i would print off a lot of pictures of girls off the computer because kids didn't have cellphones then to look up porn, and I put it all in a shoebox along with a journal where i wrote a story about wanting to rape christina rodriguez a tom boy girl i hung out with. and a water bottle of bourbon. My mom went through all my shit one day and found it all and I had some splaining to do... my dad said, "well doug, at least I know you're not a gay" I was so embarassed.
another time i was jacking off over the internet when i was 15 in my room on my desktop computer and my mom opened the door to tell me to go to bed, and i semi covered up my erect cock with my arm and moved my hand up towards my mouth and she asked what i was doing.. and i was like "just scratching my teeth, they itch..." she closed the door and about 20 seconds later my dad said in a loud voice, "doug I hope you're not doing anything that you shouldn't be doing..."
another time when I was 18, i was out smoking weed and driving around with my first gf, and I told her I wanted to fuck her, so we went into a church parking lot that looked like nobody was there (it was late at night) and i had my pants down around my ankles on top of her in the back seat and 2 old dudes were standing at the window and were like "are you kids with the youth group?....." i slowly got out of the back seat pulling up my pants and shoving my huge young trouser snake back in and got in the drivers seat and took off..
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2017-03-09 at 2:37 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
