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2017-03-10 at 2:56 AM UTC in You ever missed the toilet and made a mess?omg... i was about to make a thread about this... one time my meth head friend and I and stayed up for a couple days smoking crystalized methamphetamine hcl and we were drinking beer and stuff, we went to go get some tai food, really spicy, and with all the beer/ our sickly bodies and curry, we both got a case of the shits at the grocery store while picking up more booze. We both immediately went to the bathroom its like it hit us both at once, like we were texas shit stain bros and we started tearing up that mens room. Spraying ass so hard and some guy and his son im guessing... some lil kid.. were talking and he was like "goddamn son, smells like goddamn asshole in here and the left" and my friend was like "tommy i don't feel so well" and I was like "my names not tommy" and he was "oooooohhiie im sorry tommy" and we were just spraying ass for a good ten minutes. felt bad man
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2017-03-10 at 2:52 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
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2017-03-10 at 2:10 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
Originally posted by infinityshock everyone knows you're a full-on bottom and wouldn't know what to do on top in the unlikely event it ever happened.
i top women all the time and im pretty positive wavves and wavves and wavves of homosexual men would like me to top them, but i won't because im not into fucking guys -
2017-03-10 at 1:04 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
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2017-03-10 at 12:23 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
Originally posted by puffy butts i had to pour a bottle of isopropyl alcohol on my dick, surprisingly it didnt hurt
i once masturbated with tooth paste and went to guitar class, and some dude was like "it smeells like salty penis in here" and started sniffing and smiling, tripped me out. Never masturbated with toothpaste again... -
2017-03-10 at 12:22 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
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2017-03-10 at 12:13 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
Originally posted by mmQ All the generic cringe comments are from Bill. I just search 'generic cringe comments' but I'd simply get Bill's entire posting history.
its funny cause he's so denebted he doesn't even know when you're quoting his own material to make fun of him, he thinks that you're trying to TOP on him -
2017-03-10 at 12:10 AM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
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2017-03-10 at 12:08 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
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2017-03-10 at 12:06 AM UTC in Fluoride and vaccines are the blame for sjw's
Originally posted by Hazza32 There seems to be 3 main groups against vaccines:
Christians who are against anything not mentioned in the Bible including medicine and vaccines.
60's throwback hippies who think the 'Earth is alive man' and that you don't need vaccines or medicines because rubbing quartz crystals on your body will cure illness.
Then there is the American Democrat voters who use the corporations = bad so everything ever made by any corporation ever is inherently bad logic and caused an outbreak in California.
you forgot the hippies that think drinking non flouridated water where fish shit in and you drink their probiotics is healthy, but todays toxic waste dumping has mutated those fish thus causing mutations in ourselves. -
2017-03-10 at 12:04 AM UTC in Fluoride and vaccines are the blame for sjw's
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2017-03-10 at 12:02 AM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?posting in a fart butt thread !
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2017-03-09 at 11:44 PM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
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2017-03-09 at 10:59 PM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
Originally posted by mmQ Because the lesbians he "knows" also know him, hence their disdain for "men." If I was a chick I'm sure interacting with Bill irl would turn me gay too.
yeah i get that ,but im asking whats his reasoning for being into fucking guys so much , like where did he fall of "da turnip truck" -
2017-03-09 at 10:57 PM UTC in Tried to make a memenope
you have to put image tags
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2017-03-09 at 10:55 PM UTC in Fluoride and vaccines are the blame for sjw'sdare to take the red pill fam?
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2017-03-09 at 10:51 PM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
Originally posted by infinityshock there is no one reason. of the lesbos i know the reasons consist of:
- excessive and frequent sexual abuse starting at early ages and continuing throughout their entire life
- ugly as fucking sin (fat, too) and not receiving enough positive male attention. the only attention they get is negative
im not talking about bi-chicks, although most of the bi chicks i know have the same reasoning
so whats your reason? -
2017-03-09 at 10:48 PM UTC in do you ever get worried you give a fuck?
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2017-03-09 at 10:45 PM UTC in after being in jail i find this hilariousfalse flag
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2017-03-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in Anyone ever dealt with prudes?
