Originally posted by RisiR
Exterminate Transexuals.
I once offered to send hts booby tassles and sixty dollars if he put them on on tc and tittie dance around his messy room for the lulz. Unfortunately he declined my offer.
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Italian Americans don't count. Now go fix my car, Guido! ;)
I don't know how to fix cars.. but I know how to make pizza, If you eve come through austin I'd be down to conans pizzeria with you and get some pizza and red wine like gentleman
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-10T16:13:46.056232+00:00
Your friend is definitely paranoid, and thats coming from a guy thats some what paranoid. Never heard of that app though.
Be careful with teh g though, I've tarded out on it really bad a couple times, one time woke up with a catheter up my dick in the ER with doctors asking why I had meth in my system.. seen it fuck up other people as well. Some people say they get horny from it but it never really did that to me
Originally posted by blackbird
Well, depending on the gender identity of the person involved it’s either a guy fucking a girl or girl fucking a girl, I mean two girls fucking is gay but if you’re a guy it wouldn’t be gay to fap to it.
would it be gay if your wife/gf asked you to fuck a guy because it would be sexy for her to see?
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Sounds chill. I want to walk around with you and do tech and spray graff
that would be badass man, i love walking around at night, i live right next to a park, pool, b ball court, and a haunted mesuem. my neighborhood is pretty cool. the other night i found other people at the park and we just had a couple brews and swung on the swings for a bit
long story short i was naked on the couch with this girl and while on adderall and whiskey SHE GAVE ME and when i got up stood on her cat named bubba like my cat and fell through a dragon glass coffee table and ent up laying on her floor bleeding fucking her to make her stop crying and then got like a bunch of stitches in my asshole, long story short i tore my self a new asshole!
i bleed for like an hour and a half before we left, it was awful. but we got back to her place after a while and i fucked her a couple more times , she cried a lot for awhile about her coffee table and telling me i needed to go to a hospital
it fucking hurt really bad i had to call into work because i could barely walk or bend over. At work everyone asked what happened and I told them the story and everyone started laughing and was like DOOOUGU!!!! DERPADEW!
I walk around all the time at night and think about lost loves and childhood memories that were once long forgotten, while drinking coffee and eating gabapentin.
 and the cat was liek raaaararre! and i fell over ontop of her glass coffee table that was held up by a metal dragon lol and I fell through it ass first and fell on top of the dragon and shattered the glass table top, i laid there in my own blood while she started crying saying i needed to go to a hospital and i was so shit faced i just crawled over her wooden floor and laid down and she thought i was gonna die. I fucked her on the floor with glass in my ass and her feet hitting my ass..<br /><br />she eventually drove me in my car to the er where i got like 10 stiches in my ass.. long story short got torn a new asshole...)
