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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    stuttering like i stan lee carter
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  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i have a sewing machine too fam. and i know how to use it because i sewed professionally b4
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  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    at the moment im doing whatever the fuck i want since im free
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  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    alright im throwing away fetty dudes shit its been like a week
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  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m sitting at a 3 on the Boosie mood scale ❤️

    im always this boosie right here

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  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im into high fashion because im high, fastin, and i dont need no lil homies trying to tell me they out here blastin those thangs because i d g a f im eatin chicken wangz
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  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    idgaf about all this drama fam you shouldnt either

    #dreamgurl
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  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    i bet you i know why he crows with the rising sun too, nothin like a lil wake n bake as a chicken
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  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    move to paris shoot some heroin and fuck with the stars
    cocaine and elegant cars

    forget about our brothers and our friends we'll fade into pretend
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  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao @ scared of my mental illness

    Not at all.. you can always come here and chill..it’s all about good vibes

    thats not the gossip i heard round my water cooler fam but then again those voices are always trying to sell me cars and shit, i think they got the frequency fucked up or something because its always just commercials. im always just trying to keep it mentally real but it goes wrong usually every time and my brain just tells me to tell everyone to fuck off, scream and cuss at everyone and then shut myself inside my spaceship, where the mylar walls will reflect any negative vibez and i can just chill and meditate on the vibratory level in the air and get it going to that resonant fequency where i can transcend the need to be in this physical prison and when i break free its like yeaaaaaaaa im finally out here. its like my constant need to change the color of my bathroom wall is holding me back from life. its an insurmountable mountain that is always in my way

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  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I know I gotta be some what crazy the way I laugh at my own material…

    Oh well
    … it is…

    *lights candle*

    What it is ❤️

    it is what it ~IZM LIFE no typos

    if you know you know, if you dont know go 2 school or you'll never be cool
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  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this is my gurl lil candypaint onthebeat w/bhadbabie twentytwotweakin

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  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i wanted to thank your post but then i was like oh fuck but casper is going to think im a simp again and he seems like a no nonsense kind of dude and i just want everyone to love me but then i was like ehh ive been posting what the fuck ever for fucking ever now and nothing matters anyways so i yeeted the deed and hit the button.

    but bro this shit is not fuckin fair, i could survive on the streets if i needed to but i'd just rather chill in a comfortable living room you feel me? or not even that maybe just a real quick meetnyeet or something but i cant get shit except this crazy ass bitch who gave me a hug and the homies in the alley playin dice. then in my living room like "out there is in here" and everyone knows where i stay.

    plus candy is like the only chill person here really anymore, the rest of you are scared of my mental illness I GUESS.

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  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im on a dinner date but ill still smack u wit that dinner plate
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  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    I DONT GIVE A HOOT ABOUT THESE PUSSY ASS HOEZ
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  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yo DEE my bad i forgot about the baked goods and since i troll too much im not allowed to call anyone. so sorry its my fault i still want to get baked though if you know what i mean. actually im barely even allowed to post here anymore even though i know when i post everybody be watching they just try not to reply so i think certain things
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  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this thread is a really nice place to just throw shit (gold) out into the atmosphere and thats why they call it CANDY land

    Sorry I broke you down
    Sorry I tore your heart
    I ripped it all apart
    Your headlights in the dark
    Sorry 'bout Grammy night
    Was flyin' out my mind
    Was in a different place
    Tortured and drifting by
    Kept dancing in that house
    The windows turned to black
    My windows turned to black
    My eyes were rolling back, yeah
    Hope I get one more chance
    Hope I get one more call
    I only know what's good once I have lost it all
    Lost it all, lost it all, lost it all
    Lost it all, lost it all, lost it all
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  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    highly memetically transmissible content like his creates crackhouse mansions that he can then use to rent out to become a slumlord

    he's just taking a shit in your mind right now and you're like oh yea thats cool hey everyone you should let him come shit in your head too
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