I just wanted to do an update, he ate the last sandwich today.
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2023-10-25 at 1:52 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
*tokez*
*drinks orange juice*
*goes back 2sleep*
💓🤫
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2023-10-24 at 5:08 AM UTC
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What a great day guys ..we made it look so easy .. Manic Monday where ?!
Not over here ;)
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I met a contractor this week, he saw my signs and called me to bid a job, then he gave me the job and told me to charge more cuz I need a better truck so I added a thousand to the job and he said Cool I'll see you monday
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2023-10-20 at 8:52 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
But I ain’t never crossed a man that didn’t deserve it
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totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
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2023-10-12 at 9:35 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
We got four niggas in low riders and ski masks
Screamin', "Thug Life" every time they pass, all eyes on me
… Live the life of a thug - until the day I die
Live the life of a boss player
All eyes on me
All eyes on me
Live the life of a thug - until the day I die 💓🎶
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Lmao @ obviously green …fine it’s green tonight
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Introduce him to piss bottles and then get him to start a collection in his room.
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2023-08-16 at 9:48 PM UTC
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You have been a busy bee! 🔨🐝
Thank you for stopping by and checking in on ya girl fam 💕
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2023-07-21 at 1:16 PM UTC
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A rusty key
GO TO EMERGENCY ROOM
REMOVE KEY
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Stop repeating yourself to retards.
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Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
its not regurgitating random facts. anyone can pretend they're right when they're not. literally everyone. most of you aren't even aware of it when you lie though, you think you're telling the truth because you don't have the balls to even examine shit because you know if you do you might find that you are in the wrong and your fragile ego can't handle that.
theres no such thing as 'right' or 'wrong'.
only the consesus of the majority.
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2023-07-09 at 5:18 AM UTC
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Frala. Do you miss her?
The 1991 "Mysterious Girl of Afghanistan and Fona
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Originally posted by frala
You stay on them
😭
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Desire is the root of all suffering
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2023-07-05 at 9:29 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
💖
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I would simply submit a pull
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2023-07-04 at 10:04 AM UTC
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Bike Lock Madness Year 3
Alright alright alright, so what we're gonna discuss today is a very very controversial subject. Please understand my message of love and hate with an open heart. I digress;
So we finna go to DollarTree/DollarStore/Nigga the cheap ass store you got near you, and we gonna bring 10 dollars. Very important, don't buy one, buy like 9.
We finna buy bike locks, its gettin better and better, i often have an erection at this time. just saying.
We finna take these bike locks and we gonna go find nice cars, nice vehicles, nice shit, i mean if u see a really expensive bike, that'll work too. And we finna take this bike lock and we gonna lock it up, & shut it down
"LOCK IT UP & SHUT IT DOWN"
I have hooked building doors together, restaurants, tons of shit, I got a police car one time like my friend showed me a pic of where I got it around both open windows and locked that bitch up and shut it down.
Sometimes I just kneel down and put two of them on one side of they rims LOL
Now you gotta go back inside the store, if I do it on the passenger side they get up to like 25 MPH before they hear the HUgh HUGH HUGH HUGH against they tires, nigga fuck your rims, on god.
Sometimes I hook a cart to a door handle lol I love that shit.
I don't hang arounda nd watch, i'm not a little kid, I just lock it up, shut it down, if you smart you can even do it without gloves you just lock that shit up and shut it down, and pull the bag as hard as you can. This is the most important part
Take the keys to the lock, and throw them as far as you fucking can in any direction other than the way you're going LOL
So now they inside bitchin cuz they escalade got a cart chained to it, and I"m just laughin and laughin and shit. LOL
I locked so much shit up and I shut so much shit down
"
BIKE LOCK MADNESS "DON'T BE A PUSSY" VOLUME 3
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Tuskegee Airman
[my neurobiological trilled kampala]
I got a load for you right here *points to crotch*
i cant think of anything funny so im posting this cool pic instead
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