Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

1. 2021-08-25 at 1:37 AM UTC in demongirls trying to seduce me at all times
   

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   Originally posted by aldra jealous
   
   it's usually just homeless guys who approach me talking about god

   
   become a christian all kinds of demonwhordes and animals will approach you and stuff
2. 2021-08-25 at 1:21 AM UTC in demongirls trying to seduce me at all times
   

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   how do i identify them? i constantly have all these ppl coming up to me and being like "yoooo are you a christian? i'm from palo alto and i want to do drugs with you and fuck you so hard you fall from grace and burn for all eternity with me" and then their eyes turn black and im just like what the fuck jeff hunter and lanny tell your fucking demonhordewhores to get out of my life pls
3. 2021-08-25 at 1:17 AM UTC in I hate to admit it but 3D Printing is pretty fun
   

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4. 2021-08-24 at 10:46 AM UTC in This is insane
   

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   Originally posted by WellHung how am i going to die?

   
   hopefully really slowly and painfully
5. 2021-08-24 at 10:34 AM UTC in This is insane
   

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   in 5-10 years everyone will be dead
6. 2021-08-24 at 1:43 AM UTC in Marjory Taylor Green is a Transvestite
   

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7. 2021-08-24 at 1:31 AM UTC in Marjory Taylor Green is a Transvestite
   

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8. 2021-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTC in Okay space tards, how many of you are totally fried from research chems they did in their teens and early 20s.
   

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   doing meth and getting into various satanic conspiracies lead me to christianity
9. 2021-08-19 at 1:29 PM UTC in Too Much and Never Enough
   

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10. 2021-08-19 at 5:45 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

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11. 2021-08-17 at 12:11 PM UTC in Sydney: Army to enforce lockdown
    

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    https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/virus-free-new-zealand-investigating-new-community-covid-19-case-2021-08-17/
    
    total lockdown over a single case. i would honestly think about getting the fuck out of australia as soon as you possibly can if you get a chance. you guys are going to be invaded by china and russia pretty soon
12. 2021-08-17 at 12:05 PM UTC in Anybody who isn't vaccinated by this point is fucking retarded.
    

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    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Some pretty retarded shit to argue about though!

    
    it's not as dumb as you think maybe, angryIV is essentially being deceived into dog worship by not being capable of just accepting the obvious fact that dogs arent generally allowed in restaurants around people eating. it's pretty ludicrous to deny the obvious truth when it's literally in writing directly in front of your face and says a lot about the state of humanity and how they will be tricked into worshipping dog holograms after shiba inu coins "save" you from your economic destuction and elon musk comes out saying he's an alien from some dog planet or something and the universe is just a projection of a hologram from another dimension and they bring shiba inu overlords to rule over you or some shit
13. 2021-08-17 at 11:23 AM UTC in Anybody who isn't vaccinated by this point is fucking retarded.
    

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    Originally posted by AngryIVer Thanks for proving yourself wrong.
    
    Actually read what the link you posted says once.. By bringing the pets anywhere that isn't the food prep area they are completely within the law.

    
    lol wrong again, that only applies to service animals or during times meals are being served which is pretty unreasonable for someone to assume that i'm talking about the rare exception of a service animal or a time in a restaurant where food is not being served
14. 2021-08-16 at 11:02 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready agreed to show me around Palo Alto...
    

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    gravity is just designed to keep you down brooo
15. 2021-08-16 at 10:06 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready agreed to show me around Palo Alto...
    

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    oh wait nvm lol i just saw who OP was
16. 2021-08-16 at 10:06 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready agreed to show me around Palo Alto...
    

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    bro i wwanna go
17. 2021-08-16 at 4:51 PM UTC in [serious] Are you going to get vaccinated?
    

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    let me put it this way
    
    i'd rather have a bullet in my head than that needle in me
18. 2021-08-16 at 1:52 PM UTC in all unvaccinated = all retarded
    

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    hmm should i trust fauci or the creator of the universe? tough call, i know
19. 2021-08-16 at 1:50 PM UTC in all unvaccinated = all retarded
    

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    Cursed is the man who trusts in man
    And makes flesh his strength,
    Whose heart departs from the Lord.
    For he shall be like a shrub in the desert,
    And shall not see when good comes,
    But shall inhabit the parched places in the wilderness,
    In a salt land which is not inhabited.
    
    Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord,
    And whose hope is the Lord.
    For he shall be like a tree planted by the waters,
    Which spreads out its roots by the river,
    And will not fear when heat comes;
    But its leaf will be green,
    And will not be anxious in the year of drought,
    Nor will cease from yielding fruit.
20. 2021-08-16 at 12:04 PM UTC in Anybody who isn't vaccinated by this point is fucking retarded.
    

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