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Posts by cryptographiccontrarian

  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this is my gurl lil candypaint onthebeat w/bhadbabie twentytwotweakin

  2. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i wanted to thank your post but then i was like oh fuck but casper is going to think im a simp again and he seems like a no nonsense kind of dude and i just want everyone to love me but then i was like ehh ive been posting what the fuck ever for fucking ever now and nothing matters anyways so i yeeted the deed and hit the button.

    but bro this shit is not fuckin fair, i could survive on the streets if i needed to but i'd just rather chill in a comfortable living room you feel me? or not even that maybe just a real quick meetnyeet or something but i cant get shit except this crazy ass bitch who gave me a hug and the homies in the alley playin dice. then in my living room like "out there is in here" and everyone knows where i stay.

    plus candy is like the only chill person here really anymore, the rest of you are scared of my mental illness I GUESS.

  3. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    im on a dinner date but ill still smack u wit that dinner plate
  4. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    I DONT GIVE A HOOT ABOUT THESE PUSSY ASS HOEZ
  5. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  6. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    this thread is a really nice place to just throw shit (gold) out into the atmosphere and thats why they call it CANDY land

    Sorry I broke you down
    Sorry I tore your heart
    I ripped it all apart
    Your headlights in the dark
    Sorry 'bout Grammy night
    Was flyin' out my mind
    Was in a different place
    Tortured and drifting by
    Kept dancing in that house
    The windows turned to black
    My windows turned to black
    My eyes were rolling back, yeah
    Hope I get one more chance
    Hope I get one more call
    I only know what's good once I have lost it all
    Lost it all, lost it all, lost it all
    Lost it all, lost it all, lost it all
  7. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
    To try and slag me down because I know you're right
  8. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    polypolar that is. its like bipolar but theres a few extra directions my emotions can rapidly shift to that im pretty sure normal people dont have. so all you polymorphs out there, im smh at you bro. i swear some of you'll really be out here doin too much. like my gurl bella bashan always says.

    dont fuck w/ the anointed ones fam. i love/hate/want to fuck/kill/be friends with you and you all should have a wonderful/shit day. peace. and love. and hate and war.
  9. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yo DEE my bad i forgot about the baked goods and since i troll too much im not allowed to call anyone. so sorry its my fault i still want to get baked though if you know what i mean. actually im barely even allowed to post here anymore even though i know when i post everybody be watching they just try not to reply so i think certain things
  10. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i just came here to humor you'll cowards for a minute

    without me you would be lost

  11. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i dont have your phone number but thanks for the shoes and thanks for all the rc's over the years
  12. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol none of you would be able to impersonate sophie convincingly. youve all got american mentality baked into your personalities that you're not even aware shows
  13. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    good. do it.
  14. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    drag me to hell you cucks

  15. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    fuck a mower and fuck safe spaces
  16. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    yes, sophie is gone, but the rest of you are still cunts.

    i dont care and you dont believe me but i guess if you make enough threads for more years or decades then one day you might have some sort of effect on something or someone, somewhere
  17. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut


    yeeeeeet
  18. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    highly memetically transmissible content like his creates crackhouse mansions that he can then use to rent out to become a slumlord

    he's just taking a shit in your mind right now and you're like oh yea thats cool hey everyone you should let him come shit in your head too
  19. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Things seem much easier when I'm out in the field looking at the universe through my expensive televue eyepiece. It puts into perspective what a insignificant spec of dust not only we ourselves are but our planet and solar system. We are as important in the grand scheme of things as a singular skin cell is on your being.

    Once you accept you are nothing and that in 100yrs no one will even be alive who remembers the dumb shit you ever did or said…then the stresses of existence are lifted from you and a physical easing can be felt in your chest as the load is removed.

    then why devote your life to needlessly making a huge deal about what people say or do
  20. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ember McLain he's dead lol

    lol good one less POS polluting our streets hehe amirite
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