The faintest ink is better than the strongest memory - ancient Chinaman saying
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There's no such thing as a veridical memory.
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I harvested some cherry tomatoes yesterday and made my GF and I a small charcuterie board. This Gouda is a remnant, left over from a story of love.
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2021-05-26 at 10:37 AM UTC
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OMG Chootie 2.0
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Looks like black homer Simpson
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Pen1s p1lls available gas station $29
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Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
I'm so handsome.
You're such a handsome and well tanned individual
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Imagine if u shit out ur penis and had to pipe out your poop like icing a cake, just push a thick toothpaste like substance out your dick.
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Originally posted by WellHung
ur not very bright. I can't live in a condo and go to a motel for breakfast? Are those 2 mutually exclusive you fucking imbecile?
Nobody goes from somewhere else to a motel (rather than a restaurant or a diner or some shit), to eat breakfast.
You live in a motel that is located close to like 6 other motels and you waddle your fat ass to the one with the freshest drymix orange juice that day.
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I make my own burgers from ground beef because I lie them to be spiced 😋
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I know you wanted to make me some breakfast..but you get to make my coffee Vinny …
DESTROYED! Put that coffee servant in his place!
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Fuck yeah! Defile that faggot!
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I ate a chicken chimichanga wit some sour cream & now I’m fucked. My stomach is hurting a lot. I only ate half too
You're becoming a chimichanga
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Unique Faggot Observation
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Have you tasted bacon before?
I ate your mom's pussy yeah
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Originally posted by CandyRein
That reminds me off my favorite comedian…VIDEO
Lol!! 😂🤣 That's great!
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