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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Sufi Islam is the closest to perfection we have. Buddhist tenants and selfless monotheism is what makes the most sense. Jesus was an amazing revolutionary but Christianity has been so corrupted you really don't know what to believe other than "be nice to each other" which it says in the Quran as well (unless they're a kaffir)

    MASHALLAH
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  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    If you don't disrespect women, you are gay
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  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Convert to Islam today and receive a free PS5!
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  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Thing is, I don't actually hate fat people themselves for being fat.

    But if you're fat, I hate that you are fat, that is a shitty and negative fact about you that projects a lot, not necessarily even because you're a bad person but because it can indicate you are having trouble in your life and while people who love you might want to help or accept you, it is off putting and give your entire life a shitty tinge.

    Because you have like a -3 debuff to every stat. Like you are literally carrying shitty useless ugly weight that damps all your charm (even if you have a lot of charm, do you think a girl would rather fuck you or fat you? Would a potential employer rather hire you or fat you? All else equal, imagine competing against normal you for a job or a girl or a foot race... You lose every time), makes you feel like shit, look like shit, you grow into an uncoordinated fat retard with worse balance due to unstable blubber weight and a higher top weight ratio, clothes fit like ass and you look like a cartoon.

    And it literally takes effort and time to get fat. You don't "just become" fat. You are not some magic thermodynamics defying matter generation engine. There is no way your body can generate fat to put on your chubby bones without the raw (deep fried in your case) materials and energy to synthesize it.

    You need to actually consciously use your hands to shovel and vacuum the ice cream, pizza and soda into your facehole that eventually gets deposited on your body in ugly rolls.

    Also if you are the kind of fat retard to try to starve themselves and die, that's not the fault of fat shaming either.

    It is because again you are a fat retard with zero discipline and the fat somehow short circuited your fat brain into somehow thinking starving yourself to death was how to lose weight, because you simply cannot understand how to eat like a normal person and be patient and adjust your lifestyle for the better. You would literally rather die than make a long term effort or delay gratification.
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  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ill b ur sunflower

    If i cant entice Falco to come to LA Imma have to show up in FL

    Lets BBQ n rent one of those big propeller floaty boats

    Let's doit niggarrrr, though I'm planning to come to LA somewhat soon
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  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Jews are half right but still wrong and christians in particular are dead wrong and going to hell.

    If you're atheist or agnostic you're going to special assrape hell.
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  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Oily sugary rice
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  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Girlfriend making me chicken biryani
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  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just live like a normal person. If it comes down to it, ape them: order what they order and do what they do, and accept that you feel hungry and tired and shitty and it will take some time to readjust to not being a fat loser.

    But if you just live like a normal guy and lead a normal lifestyle, it will all reset itself into that routine.

    Every single fat person swears they are eating healthy and exercising... Bitch go generate free whale oil for the world then.

    Otherwise no, you are lying or delusional: look at your own lifestyle, see how much you're sitting down, how much you're eating and snacking, look for pathologies in your own behaviour and correct them.

    If you're eating because you're bored, get a hobby. If you're eating because you're hungry then no shit you are a fat pig of course you are hungry, you are going to learn to eat meals at regular times without snacks in between and learn to sit with that feeling and then push it aside and function normally until it is time for the next meal.
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  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood covid vaccine is the healthcare equivalent of RC' in the drug scenes

    It really isn't. Work on these same types of vaccines (scary science thing) has been happening since the 90s and for stuff like Zika. They're relatively well understood and pretty well tested as a general concept. Not to mention that testing for covid is going according to plan so seems like a solid, good thing.

    You should have less confidence in the meat you buy than in scary science thing vaccines, honestly.
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  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No however that wasn't the question. but thanks for answering before followup with your obvious closeted curiosities.

    Spoken like a true homosexual.
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  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Oh.. I’m black.. I’m pretty sure I’ll live just fine with that lol

    You're fine, I like you, it's just blacks in general. It is like when you say "I don't like metal music" but you still like a little bit of Megadeth, well you're in the Megadeth catalogue here my chocolate queen.
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  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Nah I ain't no white supremium, I just hate blacks
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  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I hate black people, it's not like a vague culturally inherited racial intolerance, I have interacted with them and observed them for a long time and I've arrived at the conclusion that they are in general savage by nature and cannot be civilized for lower than the financial and moral cost of systematically and violently eliminating them from the planet. Allowing them to persist would be a moral and pragmatic failure.
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  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein The only hate I’ve ever received has been online by sad people…

    So I’m just gonna take your word..doesn’t matter to me anyway lol

    Hate only hurts the person who harbors it.. the people you hate truly giveth not a fuq .. hate to break that to you

    You're right, hate is gay.

    I love black people now.
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  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I'm going to name my son Mohammad Laser Magneto 2 Gamma
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  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked HEARD

    Most farm animals are pretty fuckin gross but then again ive never been on a farm with a pig. They are tasty tho. All the dirty parts get cut away. Like id eat a roach if all the goop got washed away n all the wings nlegs were picked off. Maybe.

    You will eat the bugs. Eventually

    The historical reasons the jedilike religions disfavor pork is because people in places such as China, India, Middle Europe used to use things known as "toilet troughs", wherein human waste was fed to pigs, who were then later slaughtered and eaten. It was an early "folk" attempt at caloric efficiency but resulted in human parasites becoming adapted to and then borne by swine, and becoming transferrable to humans. Even though the ancient peoples had no conception of microscopic parasites and barely thought about the ones they even could see, they could still tell that sometimes plagues could be caused and spread by the consumption of food cultivated using certain practices, just as a matter of inquisitive observation and simple pattern recognition. They might have had no knowledge of the causal mechanism, but they could see the correlation.

    The jediian people had strong and long lasting, interconnected community structures through their religious societal fabric and their religious structures, for the longest time, were also their academic structures.

    As part of their religious prescriptions, they mandated better health and sanitation practices such as regularly and thoroughly washing as well as not eating certain types of food.

    These same norms have pervaded most of Abrahamic societies but in different ways. Christianity also forbids pork and alcohol, Christians just don't give a fuck and make excuses from unjust extrapolations.
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  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Out and about 👅

    Cutie pie!
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  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Toaster ovening up some red Baron personal pizz
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