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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like my most likely cause of death will be car crash, likely because I don't pay attention and text too much/dissociate

    You should try emailing while you drive, you'll die from boomerism alone
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  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Only everyone in business.

    Not one single person uses email except boomers even in business.
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  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The report of the week


    Gay^
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  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by netstat lost 50 IQ points

    So you're at like 20 now
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  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Daily reminder: Covid 19 is the Captain Falcon of diseases.

    Shut up idiot.
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  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump You probably got injected with toilet water.

    You were birthed into toilet water
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  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Worf kinda is a pitiful, androgynous figure too when you get down to it. A real klingon would have went postal on the bridge if they were treated the way Worf was. He was basically a turbo soy-klingon.
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Worf was rejected, hated and shit on by everyone in the whole galaxy, human, klingon, vulcan, betazoid, miscellaneous alien, and energy-cloud alike.

    And he just took it.

    Nerdy faggot^
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  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just got fully vaccinated today.
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  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Does that fill you with rage?

    If it were actually true, he wouldn't be a policeman.
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  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's exactly why appeals exist, son. Because some people decide wrong. No, they are not the final word. Not by a long shot. And new evidence may very well surface, to add to the process and the result. Just because 12 idiots decide someone murdered someone does not necessarily make it so.

    Canadian^
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  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Just to make it clear, since fagaboo is an insect level intellect who cannot follow the progress of a simple conversation:

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga The techkneeque isn't used for 8 minutes to asphyxiate someone who isn't capable of posing a threat any more, it is used as a momentary restraint to get someone under control and cuff them.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …and what happens when you get up and they are capable of posing a threat again?

    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga If their hands are cuffed behind their back, they can't even get up easily, there's no need to sit on their neck for 8 minutes. Try it yourself, anyone could hold you on the floor with just their foot on your back at that point, and stomp your ass back down if you try to move.

    So I don't know what kind of anime super villain you are imagining this being used on for 8 minutes. Certainly wasn't necessary for George Floyd.
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  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, wrong…a couple of years ago a cop was shot by a guy in handcuffs who then escaped near where I live.

    "HOUSTON — The handcuffed suspect who shot a Harris County sheriff's deputy in the arm and sparked a SWAT standoff was found dead early Thursday inside a home near Spring."



    https://www.police1.com/officer-shootings/articles/police-texas-deputy-shot-by-handcuffed-suspect-TMggO8FgH55gZJQz/

    Non sequitur.

    Nothing about this article does anything to dispute anything I said. Nowhere in this article does it say they cuffed him with his hands behind his back while being pinned to the ground by a knee to the neck.

    That's explicitly the situation we were discussing: the knee to the neck is used to momentarily control the subject on the ground until they are cuffed behind the back. Then they can't even get up easily, because they are lying face forward on the ground (like george floyd) with their hands tied behind their back. Let alone aim and fire a gun, which he didn't have.
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  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xlite Yes, another very mature reply.
    Please keep going.
    You're literally cutting down on words with every post you make.

    Writing lots of nothing doesn't eventually reach some tipping point where it turns into something.
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  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xlite Another baseless assumption.
    I don't believe in sky dudes, i believe in what can be experienced.


    And there we go, just as predicted.
    I should be a fucking prophet.

    1: You assume to know what i was talking about.
    2: You assume i'm a retard.
    3: You assume i'm a faggot.
    4: You assume to know things you cannot possibly comprehend.
    5: You assume that by lowering yourself to petty insults and name calling, that you will rise above some fictional fantasy in your mind.

    If these are not assumptions, then i will concede and we can call this a day.
    But they are, so we cannot.


    It is clear by the the way you approach a problem that you're an incel, which is fine, i guess.
    People of lower intellect often find themselves so frustrated over their own inability to have a civilized conversation that they simply cannot avoid getting.. angry.

    Your turn.

    Shut the fuck up retard.
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  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …and what happens when you get up and they are capable of posing a threat again?

    If their hands are cuffed behind their back, they can't even get up easily, there's no need to sit on their neck for 8 minutes. Try it yourself, anyone could hold you on the floor with just their foot on your back at that point, and stomp your ass back down if you try to move.

    So I don't know what kind of anime super villain you are imagining this being used on for 8 minutes. Certainly wasn't necessary for George Floyd.
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  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Xlite You want me to answer your statement, which you based on faulty assumptions?
    Right, okay. First of all, you're obviously not in a position to know what i'm arguing for.
    Whether or not humans have any significance is irrelevant, they don't. But its not important. What matters is the non human part.

    I don't claim to know everything about this, or the second state, or any realities beyond that. I don't know enough.
    You don't know enough, and everything you've posted so far proves it.
    But here you remain, trying to force your rather boring position upon others as if it was reality, and attacking anyone who opposes it like a true social justice warrior

    Is that you data?

    All these fucking alts, man.

    You are the retarded faggot trying to claim "it's not likely to be a simulation because of my personal experience"... Nigga what? Are you saying stupid nonsensical shit on purpose?
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  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The simulation hypothesis holds that in a universe where ancestor simulations can happen as a result of intentional actions, the overwhelming likelihood is that they will happen at least once somewhere, and that in a universe where it happens at least once, the amount of simulated conscious observers in a particular reference class will vastly outnumber the number of unsimulated observers to the point where the relative chance of any given observer being unsimulated will be virtually zero.

    According to the most modern state of neuroscience, human consciousness seems to be the result of physical processes involving our brain and thus seems to be simulatable within our own universe.

    Thus the chances that any particular observer in our reference class (including you and I) are simulated are overwhelming. Thus the chances are that we exist within one of a massive number of ancestor simulations.

    These simulations, being the results of intentional actions, would be controlled by some entity that is capable of conscious comprehension. This entity would have total control and perfect information of every aspect of our reality.

    They could move stars around your sky at will to form pictures. They could return the save file of your dead loved ones and remove their cancerous organ with the save file of a healthy organ. They could give you superpowers or perform miracles. They could make reality retrospectively change to reflect and "rationalize" all their actions, including our memories, so it always seems to be consistent with natural phenomena.

    Such a person would be fit to be called god and as demonstrated above, is likely to be existent relative to our reality.
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  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

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  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein And I be schooling these niggas, pose for your class picture🎵

    You're such a cute and beautiful person
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  20. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Nile Falco is all bitch.

    Fuck you
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