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Posts by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Samsung have better cameras. Im gonna buy a refurb Samsung Note10 when they come own a little bit more. it has a stylus too. but the Moto G8 is a good price. the a11 is a bit too basic. but the intorpolation software makes up in the photos. making them come out perfect. color maps are some of the best. Moto G color is lagging. and has a blue hue screen which is bad. but I dont use it as my primary phone. I use it for the 4G unlimited WiFi I get. eventually 5G in a year or so when they come down in price. but the best feature on this fucking thing is the speakers and the quality of the bluetooth and jack output have great audio. the external speakers are amazing.

    Mental illness^
  2. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L is over there.

    Crawl to him on your knees so he can give you a sample of his protein too
  3. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The best argument for the concept of God is to imagine if everyone in the world could be a God to their very own earth. Just as a little play thing. Experiment. Almost like a dream.

    If you could fantasize anything and then also have it happen, but it's a dream, does it count? Did it really happen?

    If you punch an old lady in the face repeatedly until she dies, while she sobs and begs for you to stop, screaming and crying with all her might, experiencing the pain, but you're just dreaming, then does it even matter? Does her pain matter?

    Lol.

    Simulation hypothesis basically





    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga The simulation hypothesis holds that in a universe where ancestor simulations can happen as a result of intentional actions, the overwhelming likelihood is that they will happen at least once somewhere, and that in a universe where it happens at least once, the amount of simulated conscious observers in a particular reference class will vastly outnumber the number of unsimulated observers to the point where the relative chance of any given observer being unsimulated will be virtually zero.

    According to the most modern state of neuroscience, human consciousness seems to be the result of physical processes involving our brain and thus seems to be simulatable within our own universe.

    Thus the chances that any particular observer in our reference class (including you and I) are simulated are overwhelming. Thus the chances are that we exist within one of a massive number of ancestor simulations.

    These simulations, being the results of intentional actions, would be controlled by some entity that is capable of conscious comprehension. This entity would have total control and perfect information of every aspect of our reality.

    They could move stars around your sky at will to form pictures. They could return the save file of your dead loved ones and remove their cancerous organ with the save file of a healthy organ. They could give you superpowers or perform miracles. They could make reality retrospectively change to reflect and "rationalize" all their actions, including our memories, so it always seems to be consistent with natural phenomena.

    Such a person would be fit to be called god and as demonstrated above, is likely to be existent relative to our reality.
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ G stands for Germany Boxxy

    Fuck why are you so awesome.

    And why won't you be my friend. Please. I need you in my life.
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    The Totse gene is one that selects for glory. The type of people who join these communities are ones who find the dark side of the sun and shake their fist at god and goodness. Here they can descend into hell with company.

    The fire of our black sun burns intensely and it forges and purifies the worthy, into a stronger kind of metal than the make of most men. But the weak are consumed by it.

    To honor of the ashes of the fallen:

  6. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    G stands for Gay
  7. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I'll put some crema in your coffeehole
  8. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    the only place you shoot your protein is in your mouth.

    Indeed I shoot my protein in your mouth.

    open wide mongolian coffee servant slut:


    (_)_)=======D~~~~~
  9. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    what does natural selection have anything to do with protein.

    For example it determines whether I shoot my protein on your face or in your womb.
  10. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I lost my phone last night ๐ŸŒ™ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ™ƒ and now I ๐Ÿ™ƒ just went to wall-e whirled and bot a gnu 1.

    I like tuetles.

    Gay
  11. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Fear is the driving factor in the stupidity we see so prevalent today. Cowards.

    Just because you're disgusting doesn't mean anyone fears you. If I threw my feces at your face, you would probably try to dodge. That wouldn't be because you were afraid of poop, it would be because you would genuinely rather not have shit on your face. Same principle.
  12. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra there's an interesting theory that initial life (ie. electrification of complex organic matter) was predetermined and that evolution was rigged from the start

    That would be counter to the mechanism of natural selection and just raises the question of where the rigger came from.
  13. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    I win this thread. GG ez.
  14. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Even though I am vaccinated and literally nobody in Florida is enforcing mask usage... I still wear a KN-95 mask going anywhere because motherfuck you people and your rotten mouth-ass exhalations, regardless of coronavirus.

    Everyone intellectually learns about pathogens spreading through the air but this pandemic really hammered that nail home for me: the constant presence of other people's repulsive, germ filled breath. It feels like I've become aware of a new dimension that already existed in our reality. Anywhere crowded is a swamp.

    Due to vaping and smoking, and videos of people testing masks with vapes to demonstrate their function and effectiveness, I've formed a decent mental model of how people's breath spreads, what the "throw" of someone's breath will typically be etc.

    So now I'm just constantly aware of other people's noses and mouths if they are visible, where they are pointing, what they are doing. Even if they are masked, I imagine their breaths forming small up-backward jets from the gaps of their mask, bouncing off their face and forming a diffusing cloud around them, like a curved cone, some of it being enhancemented through their cloth mask and falling in front of them. Just a random invisible firestorm of bullshit collected from all over the city.

    Fuck you, I'm wearing a quality mask that can keep your kaafir air out of my lungs.
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Today it's onlyfans, tomorrow it will be some other shit, it doesn't matter if one site shuts down. The expiration date in their career is their attractiveness, not the website.

    As long as human civilization exists, there will be some virgins who nobody has ever sent personal nudes to, who want a little more than free porn, who are willing to pay thots to do it.
  16. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    If someone doesn't like CandyRein then they simply haven't understood her yet.
  17. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Burping due to cola consumption
  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Enjoying CandyRein being cute
  19. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Siu3d Truth. This is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. All the vaccine naysayers will be the badasses walking around blowing all our heads off.

    If anything they are they ones who will get the disease, evolve some mutant strain a d due off first. It might be genuinely an evolutionary culling stage for our species.
  20. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ill fuck your face off, nub

    Gay^
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