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2021-06-21 at 6:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2021-06-21 at 4:35 PM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?Coffee stimming
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2021-06-21 at 4:29 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..The Heart of Darkie
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2021-06-21 at 9:53 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?Altruistic stimming
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2021-06-21 at 9:53 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJackcheese
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2021-06-21 at 9:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-06-21 at 9:04 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentToaster ovening up some red Baron personal pizz
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2021-06-20 at 8:11 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Guns are gay now
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2021-06-20 at 8:03 PM UTC in Fucking with someone from a distanceI just rape them with my 31 foot cock
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2021-06-20 at 6:34 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Good nigger
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2021-06-20 at 6:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentShut the fuck up
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2021-06-20 at 6:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Unsubscribed
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2021-06-20 at 3:04 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2021-06-20 at 11:05 AM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
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2021-06-20 at 8:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2021-06-20 at 8:30 AM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked He was a mentally ill sociopath but that didnt mean he didnt want friends
Look I honestly don't enjoy speaking ill of the dead.
I just also pick up on things a lot of people don't and I'm telling you something I observationally reconfirmed 100 times over the years.
Bill Krozby was the kind of nigger to act friendly to someone while talking mad shit behind their back to try to be "cool", then come back with another fake ass smile and try to talk to them about pizza. -
2021-06-19 at 11:09 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I'll buttal you for the first time
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2021-06-19 at 10:14 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2021-06-19 at 3:34 PM UTC in Do you miss Bill Krozby?Haha Texas sucks
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2021-06-19 at 11:50 AM UTC in If you had a false memory how would you know?
Originally posted by aldra semi-related - my cousin D is moderately autistic, and about the only job he held for more than a year or so was as an assistant at a mall optometrist. part of the reason why he held the job is because he threw out or shredded any resumes he found in the mail.
most of his job was to punch codes into the machine that actually cut the lenses, ie. if someone needed a pair of glasses with +10 magnification on the left eye and +20 on the right, he'd feed blanks into the machine, enter the numbers and wait for it to finish.
he had one customer, an older lady who could constantly berate him or anyone else because they weren't working fast enough, or because they had to ask her to repeat herself or similar. one day she came in for new glasses and kept telling him how shit he was, so he decided to program the machine wrong - maginification way too high and thesides swapped or something (I don't know the exact details). she took the glasses home and he forgot about it.
she came back in a few weeks later complaining the new glasses were WORSE than the ones she wanted to replace, talked to the actual optometrist who looked at them and instantly knew they were really fucking wrong and fired D on the spot. D claimed it was an accident but the optometrist was having none of it because the bizarre configuration he chose could've permanently degraded her vision
Fucking lmao
I can't imagine how pissed off that would make me in the old lady and optometrist's position but it's still a pretty hilarious way to get revenge on an old bitch.
