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  1. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Wariat Is to take a shower with a chick and have her shower you. Have her massage or rub your body focusing on the dick with both a wosh cloth or sponge and the water sprinkler thing.

    The only reason she massaged your cock, was because she was old enough to actually reach that high.
  2. lllll Houston
    And this Disney slut. Lol


    If they were made by Disney, you know they have problems. Lol
  3. lllll Houston
    Dakota from the movie Push.

  4. lllll Houston
    The radar portion is hidden behind the front bumper (the plastic outer shell) no metal can be in front of it.
    The laser jammers are hidden within the grill. Nothing is supposed to be blocking these.

    ...since they have to shoot out laser of their own.
  5. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian How stealthy was your setup? Any specific examples? I would probably want to do it myself since I already took apart the whole interior before to run wires/ add sound deadening. Also did a retrofit of the headlights to bi-xenon, so familiar with the front end of the car well.

    The stealth on mine was total stealth.
    Even standing in front of the car it was hard to see the laser phasers/jammers. You really had to know what you were looking for, in order to realize they weren’t factory. If your car is black, which mine was, everything looked stock.
    On the inside, there’s nothing dangling or in the windshield anywhere. It’s all hidden underneath the center console. The way you activate/deactivate it and/or features it has is from a remote, the size of a key fob.
    You can have the warning sound on or off.
    And the warning lights on or off.
    The warning lights were 2 VERY small blue LED’s placed near the turn signals. (The newest version IIRC goes even further and now hides these LED’s in the turn signal arrows themselves that are on your dash.
    The left warning light is for threats in front, and the right warning light is for threats from the rear.

    It’s pretty damn stealthy.
    As always, you shouldn’t rely on it 100%, that’s just dumb IMO, but it’s definitely helpful and nice to have. Especially the jammers. Pretty sure those have saved my ass a few times.
  6. lllll Houston
    I how this thread spiraled in a total diff direction.
  7. lllll Houston
    Either way you should get what you can.
  8. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Not sure about the legality of jammers around these parts, I have heard stories of people getting them confiscated.

    Yeah, that’d suck.
    Might as well just stick to just the detector then.
  9. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they're strictly volunteer militias and happy.



    These types of soldiers are the best.
  10. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Not worth it to integrate just a detector without jammers? Did you install yourself?

    No, I did not install it myself.

    Might as well, just get it all.
    Buuuuut...
    You can add the laser jammers and shit later on as well.

    The stealth install required taking the dash apart. That’s why I didn’t do it myself, cause if something breaks, it’s replaced by them, not you.
  11. lllll Houston
    Hahahahahahha That is without a doubt.
    1000% Tacho


    ....I see I’m clearly late to the party
  12. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Nile Why not just don't speed lol idiot.
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I set my cruise control for 3 to 5 mph over the speed limit no matter what it is or how far im going.

    Eeeew... kys

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian As well as showing diagnostic data on stereo, all with the help of an "ADS iDataLink Maestro RR".

    https://k40.com/k40-electronics-custom-installed-radar-detection-systems-integrate-with-select-pioneer-head-units/

    quacks?

    My A8 had one. The new one they have is supposed to be even better.
    You gotta everything tho, “stealth installed” with the laser jammers & shit, otherwise it’s not really worth it.

    But it does work great!
  13. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Endarkenment The biggest problem with pedophiles is that we haven't yet figured out how to round them all up into death camps.

    So edge! Super kewl!

  14. lllll Houston
    Having lunch
  15. lllll Houston
    Post pics of her boobs


    ...Ellen Paige’s
  16. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He was also a petty tyrant on Zoklet. Card-carrying Fun Bunch kidiot.

    Not really.
    He’s good shit.

    And Zoklet was so much better due to the MUCH LARGER user base.

    On the other hand...
    Wires, that fuckin trash. I hope his whole family gets raped in front of him as he is forced to watch. Before he gets it himself.
  17. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by no

    For sure.
  18. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe stfu Wariat no one is watching your links.

    kill yourself.



    This.
  19. lllll Houston
    Welfare department
  20. lllll Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost He seems happy to me, you're the one that wants to fuck a dude

    Lol
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