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2021-05-25 at 4:37 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Straight and to the point.
Id also like to request to be CCd in the aforementioned nudes, if theyre already being sent out.
I felt a moment of old-man-finny vibe. Cat escaped the cage.
Also,This is the longest that old man has been gone.
This place just might be cursed. Also, Sorry triple -
2021-05-25 at 4:27 AM UTC in Shitposting/trolling is arguably therapeuticOP and many here have found their misfit soul tribe.
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2021-05-24 at 8:48 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
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2021-05-24 at 8:47 PM UTC in have you ever smelt the money in the air?Im gonna write a spec script after Wario and call it The Commissary
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2021-05-24 at 8:45 PM UTC in have you ever smelt the money in the air?Wario. So sometimes I think youre on the run evading police and murking people left and right and using their villas and homes to hide out.
This is your reason for enjoying prison life because you came from a wealthy family that locked you inside by yourself and you became tormented but used to isolation and pined the company of others to share your imprisonment with. You learned a skill set to hide out and a charm to have strangers entrust you with their well being. But youre like a madman set on the highest Volume to be heard -
2021-05-24 at 5:06 PM UTC in Im being arrested for child pornography by apdClimate change is real. By both nature and man.
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2021-05-24 at 5:03 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
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2021-05-24 at 5:02 PM UTC in how do you grab a woman by the buttocks or lowerback or neck?
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2021-05-24 at 4:56 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life😟
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2021-05-24 at 4:52 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
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2021-05-24 at 4:50 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked [videtu.be/An2a1_D
I was delivering shit (food) to some people on this road in the town of woodside as e Neil Young lives regarding the old man song and this fucking old long horn buck comes out onto this long windy dirt road and wanted to mate with the grill of my hrv. Dont honk at Male deer in mating season. I had to throw it slowly in reverse and then try driving using that little ass led screen. Their backup monitors suck. One reason why i upgraded to awd crv. Good car though for putting around -
2021-05-24 at 4:12 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life
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2021-05-24 at 4:10 PM UTC in I am 31 years old todayOh youre 13. Ok it will be next year still but S&B will just kidnap you and take you to the tunnels to be auction off for sex. Youll be a cabin boy on some yaht. Prolly a rich Arab but could be some sick fuck white man who ke ps you in his illuminati gimp box.
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2021-05-24 at 3:57 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life
Originally posted by Ghost whats a civil forfieture law. The cops are corrupt as fuck and will steal your weed and smoke it, at least they used to when it was illegal.
Better they steal and smoke it then steal, smoke it, arrest and process you for it.
Civil forfeiture law existed as far back as 1930s prohabition period and was rarely enforced after prohabition until 9/11/01 attack that Bush gave it a push start that anyone carrying more than 2500USD can have their money arrested with or without contraband. Just based on officers suspicion though a DA will sometimes release it back, It is more rare than not it is given back.
John Oliver spoke of it.
Dude from Chicago or some state drives to california to buy an auction car. Is asked in (of all the fucking states, Nevada) if he has drugs, illegal weapons, contriband, illegal aliens or exotic fruits ( a big no no at bug shack check points/ med fly). And he said he had 20k and it got took. Nevada were people walk out with tens of thousand in cash all the time at casinos.
I instantly thought of Gary Busy asking for a kiss in Fear and Loathing.. -
2021-05-24 at 3:28 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
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2021-05-24 at 3:14 PM UTC in I am 31 years old today
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2021-05-24 at 3:01 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life
Originally posted by Ghost i've never been to jail either but when I was in DA CITY last time everyone I was hanging out with kept getting busted. I didn't like the sussy scenes so I would go home, smoke meth and play video games instead and then they would call me up at 4am from the police station like HEY MAN YOU GOTTA BAIL ME OUT
I tried going to the police station in a taxi high on meth and drunk with a big wad of cash and they said they only take debit and asked where I got the money. I said my WALLET motherfucker! bunch of bitches.
Fuck all of them.
Canada doesnt have civil forfieture laws? -
2021-05-24 at 2:58 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang lifeIll smoke a Henry pre-roll for Frankie though
He's priceless and precious and unreplaceable -
2021-05-24 at 2:52 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life
Originally posted by Ghost 2k1 mr doesn't do cocaine, that's not how it works. You will be FORCED to do cocaine. Chicken heads and prostitutes are coming over to your house whether you like it or not. We are bringing over stolen goods, drugs to be processed.
If you try to call the police you will be tied up and murdered and everything in your house will be moved to another location.
The gang has enough capital to pay to move your entire house.
Just shut up and hit that pipe, nigger. That money in your bank account how about you just sign it all over for a kilogram rock of crack bust in the image of your favorite movie star.
It will last you a few years and then we can give you a free hot shot on the house.
Whattaya say totse too one kay?
You sound like a go-between making underlying statements -
2021-05-24 at 2:44 PM UTC in I grew up in a violent street gang and lived gang life
Originally posted by blaster master LOL imagine if 2k1 was a member of a gang. Could you picture 2k1 with prison tattoos and a dew rag on?
What about you.
Prison aint my scene. Wario talking about it encessantly tells me he was not in general population with murders. Jail, maybe but not way would a sex offense of a minor be place in the same cell blocks quarters as gang members or murderers because they would be killed.
Seems Wario is happier in jail life. He loves to talk about it. He has money and freedom and never seems to enjoy that or the company of older women unless they put out. No joy in the chase and foreplay.
But I digress, lets imagine you in prison with those tats and dew rag.