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Posts That Were Thanked by Aleister Crowley

  1. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    That would never happen to anyone because no one can be that retarded. It's a comedy skit u fucking idiot
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  3. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Holy shit I felt scared just reading that. Did you not look into it?

    Nah iirc i dont think the phones back then had auto caller ID so there was nothing to call back and honestly i kinda didnt even want to be involved. Whatever it was about that voice was just so fucking unsettling i wanted nothing to do with it. And the whole message from beginning to end was only like 10-15 seconds. But there was this weird fear about what would happen if i tried to delete the thing so i just tried to work around it. And im like the least superstitious person i know.
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  4. Years and years ago when we had a tape answering machine, got a message in the middle of the night with a voice of a woman sobbing saying “…dad im in trouble!.” Only the voice was really disjointed and spooky sounding and it cut off with this long metallic choking sound like the tape was going bad. I hated having to listen to that particular one when i rewound the tape, but i just couldnt bring myself to delete it.
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  5. lol. I dropped off one of my passengers at home and he ended up walking into the living room with his parents and masturbating in fromt of them with a handful of toothpaste while he yelled.lol.



    EEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!,!
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who's going to do ArmsMerchant?

    I think it would be most fitting for for his twin brother to do it. Post it here when you're done bro
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  7. Wade Greyfox.

    Wade Greyfox
    Feb 4, 2020
    i am alive, but almost totally blind, thanks to zillions of dead white blood cells making my eyes like snow globes from hell. cant walk right either--keep listing and staggering. happy that the recent heat wave --almost up to freezing--is benign.recently splurged on some pre-columbian art--lovely vase from the mount builders, roughly 1000 years old. I am mostly cabin-bound--feel free to call, 907-232-1663.

    Died just days after making this post.
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley


    That's what i suggested be included in his obit

    I miss fubi..
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  9. PROOTS Yung Blood


    It is sooo good to see all of your smiling faces.

    How are you?

    If you can guess which country I'm in, I'll Venmo you $50!!!
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  10. It's kinda ironic, I meet her and she's recovering from something that is probably omicron, and sporting massive cold sores. Do I avoid her? No. I kiss her and go down on her and all the usual. Meanwhile she thinks willy is full of diseases, won't touch it with her mouth, won't let me fuck her without a condom, etc.

    I'm using acyclovir cream so I don't get her cold sores (my mom says I get them, I never remember it, but better safe). I dunno what to think about the whole situation. Does she really think my sperm has diseases? I made fun of this throughout our time together, but maybe she's just the sort of nervous wreck who is so afraid of disease she'll never have unprotected sex. Pregnancy never once same up when I was saying "no I don't want to use a condom" and she was telling me "no use condom".

    She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them. Yeah, I know, but she genuinely believes it realistic, because some hollywood celebrities have had children at that sort of age. She's about 35 now. Already way too old.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i"d have group sex with you, but i honestly wouldn't want to have sex with you.

    it would ruin our friendship because you'd be a jealous cock hungry slut that only wants me and i can't have that happening again
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I remember him rogering some girl live on TC lol!

    I'm really glad British people legitimately say "roger" because I've been saying that jokingly for years

    And yea she had glasses and they were drunk, I remember it was uploaded by 4J I believe and the YouTube title was "fubi being a wild whore" or something
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    OP I hope things turn up for you, I hate women good people are victims to an ex using a child as a pawn.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Remember when he did the Ice Bucket Challenge and just dumped a bucket of piss over his head?




    That's what i suggested be included in his obit
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  15. G African Astronaut
    Motivated :

    Finna slay this PT & to do list.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man

    download high res from instagram
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Was it El Salvador fubi went to to build a school with a mission or something? That'd be a cool pic to have, I remember seeing before and being slightly jealous how obvious of a better person he was than me
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    guys were doing a really great job for a bunch of drug addicts trying to compile something respectable for our dead amigas.

    I'm not sure who should do Kr0z.

    Fubi's obit should include the piss vomit shit bucket challenge he did in his mom's walk in shower
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Octavian Fuckbiscuit has settled down with a family, he chose life.

    This comment aged poorly.
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This is my sploo one


    Sploo was among the youngest members of the community for almost the entirety of his 7 year posting career. He was always known for his creative posting style and sharp intelligence. Anyone with even a passing awareness of his shitposting could tell he had a natural aptitude for STEM subjects. He could always entertain and make people laugh and met up with several members of the community. He had a love of music as well and had several bands with members sharing tracks and sploo mixing it. Tragically his life that was full of promise was cut short on Dec 23rd 2019. He leaves behind a loving family, many friends and several birds which he absolutely adored. He has left a hole that cannot be filled, it is only through illuminating his memory that we can share his spirit with others who may have enjoyed his presence. May he find peace among the cosmos
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