Yeah I should do something productive but I'm probably not going to.
Life is weird. What the fuck do normal people do all day long when they're not working?
I'm gonna tape a bunch of notes to my building entrance that say random shit about random people like "just so everyone knows, the dude in 22A literally eats his own feces. I saw him doing it." Or 'ATTENTION: the couple in apartment 8 havent showered in over 5 months. I know this because I'm the maintenance man and forgot to fix it 5 months ago.'
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Yeah, hearing/ feeling my talons on hardwood shakes my soul.
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It was nice when I almost OD’d in someone’s arms and it was like I was suffocating and high af, I thought I was about to die but felt safe and warm and loved because they were holding me. Now I think I’d just like to shoot myself in the head but maybe shoot a few people first. All I know is I want a few minutes to contemplate it prior and that I don’t want to die in my sleep, because in my dreams I don’t know who I am or who I love.
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We’re all fucked in the head of course but honestly less autistic than totse or zoklet were. Remember all the threads by angsty teenagers who thought they were going to fight the system by shoplifting? The guides about “social engineering” or picking up girls that were clearly written by angry insecure permavirgins? “Totse island”?
Like it was pretty cringe
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by Wariat
I tried to get her to my airbnb despite it being ,messy as fuk with either coffee or shit stains from me being nude all the time on the sheet and fuk her just earlier but she didnt want to come but hopefully ill be fucking the shit out of her face and ass soon.
You heard it here first folx. Wariat has shit stains all over his house. I told you this guy is literally watching dog porn and playing with his asshole while living in squalor.
What a fucking disgrace to humanity
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Nobody at this point should ever trust the United States on its word.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_and_Ukrainehttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/too-bad-ukraine-didnt-kee_b_5235374In 1994, through an accident of fate, the newly independent country of Ukraine found itself in possession of the world's third largest nuclear arsenal.
At first, Ukraine planned to keep its nuclear weapons. But, at the insistence of the two strongest powers in the world -- Russia and the United States -- Ukraine agreed to give up their nukes in exchange for perpetual guarantees of sovereignty and territorial integrity.
This supposedly ironclad treaty, signed 20 years ago, was the Budapest Memorandum.
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victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I am really Lanny and this is my alt.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Going to give my Mother a slice of this space cake, I'll save mine till tomorrow. One slice put me to bed so I hope she likes it.
More like space nigga cake
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2022-02-25 at 6:20 PM UTC
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Trigger Warning: My ex
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C.P
Sometimes I just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear Hollister and A&F and American Eagle and Uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipgloss and make ducklips faces and care about Jersey Shore and Gossip Girl. because apparently “nice” dudes hate when girls do that because it’s “fake”, it’s “slutty”, it’s overdone/tasteless/”dumb” but fuck you. Everything is fake. All persona is persona including what you’ve been conditioned to perceive as a “neutral”/”inoffensive” appearance.
Because I don’t want your “respect”, and I certainly don’t need your advice on how to “respect” a body. I don’t need your fake concern about skin cancer and burns on my scalp when my body doesn’t even feel like mine sometimes. When breast cancer becomes selling sex to teenage boys who wouldn’t tell you about the lump in your breast they felt while they were feeling you up. Your concern for my body will always be mediocre until it is mine to create/destroy/create, and even then it wouldn’t even matter because you do not inhabit this flesh, or these organs, or this mucus/snot/bile/blood/spit/fluid/fluid/fluid. So stop trying to crawl into my bed of skin, asshole. Stop trying to own my ugliness. you can’t have it. Too bad, so sad.
I don’t want you to wait before I leave the room to talk about how gross I am. I want my skin to be greasy and leave big orange stains on every man who touches me and who I choose to touch. I want my hair to make you puke. I want my clothes to remind you of how capitalism lives in tube tops and booty shorts just as well as it does in jeans and a t-shirt or whatever the fuck makes you feel like the girl you wanna fuck is real “authentic”, real “down-to-earth” or whatever. I want to remind you that every picture is posed. No expression can be pure when you can see the camera and the camera can see you. I want you to know that I spent three goddamn hours straightening my hair and putting on my eyeliner over and over again and removing it over and over again so there’s light grey rings under my eyes and when I reapplied my lipgloss for the 20th time tonight in the backseat of my best friend’s car it hit a pothole so it’s smudging against my lipliner and I’m still not “sexy” to your pretentious John Lennon art school ass. My labor is MINE, and it’s ugly because God loves ugly. I wasn’t put on this earth to give you a hard on. I want to scream and drink and grind to shitty club music because I want to scare the living shit out of you. I want you to go home and post a Facebook update about how “our generation is doomed” and get twenty likes from all your pretentious John Lennon art school friends and all your fedora-wearing self-entitled pasty sarcastic bros and all your Edgewatch xvx police officers and all your “nice guy” indie rock microbrew date rapists who all secretly wish they could make a man want to remove himself from this earth just by getting a spray tan.
I don’t want you to want to fuck me, BRO. I want you to have to look at me. I want to be the bright orange flesh you don’t want to fuck but you also can’t ignore. I want you to be very, very scared of what is going to come out of my mouth. I want you to cringe at the sound of my voice because it is both too feminine and too loud. your disgust makes me even louder, even more powerful. and it’s so funny to me, so funny to me, because you know and I know we are both just pretending we aren’t aware that deep down you so badly wish you could be a monster, too.
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Today's the last day I'm using THC before quitting again for my ketamine treatments so I'm going to get stoned and play Elden Ring all day.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
babies don't come from seminal fluid they are formed from eggs which are inside a woman that bleed them out every month. Jesus christ did nobody teach you this?! shocker
Well it takes both...an unfertilized egg is only good for breakfast
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Didn't watch
You spelled explanation wrong and are involuntarily celibate
You are terminally bayta
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2022-02-24 at 9:58 PM UTC
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Spiritual development
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Trying to suppress emotions can make them more intense, so cry. <3
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Originally posted by Sudo
Thank you for your contributions mang. I'll be doing my best to code this shit
No need to code, I've started copy pasting stuff to this page:
https://niggasin.space/page/obitsWill be adding pictures but want to get them to a consistent size and self host so they don't link-rot.
Decided to go the route of quotes because like in PWP's case multiple people have something to say, don't think I should try to editorialize it all together.
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2022-02-24 at 4:45 PM UTC
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Memorial page
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm gonna write some of this stuff on the weekend, hopefully
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