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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
A friend wants me to go Amsterdam with him. I agreed but I will definitely:
A. Not stay in the same hotel. That way I can just avoid him when he pisses me off due to be too intoxicated/ also not disturb me if I have female company. I just imagine him knocking on my fucking bedroom door being a loud annoying ass hole.
B. Not do Cocaine. I thought maybe then, "nahhh fuck that". I cba staying awake all night I don't need it.
C. Abandon my friend should he somehow lose his passport/ spend all his money/ lose his plane ticket/ miss his flight. Not my fucking problem.
Yeah you got it figured out but I wouldn't really want to travel with someone like that anyway. Why not just go to Amsterdam by yourself?
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You wont find any friends here.
Only incels, assholes, pedos and obbe.
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My ex wife's in town wed. she's a creole smoke show, think Mariah Carey meets Angela Basset. Um tryna fuck.
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Infinite shit. You sit on the toilet to take a fat shit, but you begin to fart uncontrollably. After ten poops you start to worry. Your anus is poopie and it reeks of shit. You desperately shove a wad of toilet paper up your ass, but that only makes your asshole hurt. The shit accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop pooping. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thick layer of shit. You try to shit into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The poop is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the shit from escaping. The air grows hot and stinky from the poop. The shit accelerates. You slip and fall in your own poop. The poop is now six inches deep, almost as long as your cock. Sprawled on your back, you begin to shit all over the ceiling. Loads of the smelly brown paste begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own shit. The shit accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the shit begins to propel you forwards as if you were on a mud themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the shit is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man chocolate reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with shit instead of molasses. The shit accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the rich brown sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the sludge. You plead to God to end your suffering. The shit accelerates. You squeeze your cheeks to stop the shit, but it begins to leak out of your dick instead. You let go. The force of the shit tears your asshole open, leaving only a gaping hole in your backside that spews sewage. Your body picks up speed as it slides forwards along the shit. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely brown. Your neighbor calls the cops. The shit accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of shit hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The shit accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your ckeeks have now grown into a substitute brain. The poop accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the shit begins to sling in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your shit sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your asschecks start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new brown paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your fart trajectory. The poop accelerates. The shit begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a meteor made of poop. Astronomers begin calling you the “Shiteor.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of fart and shit. Eventually, you stop thinking...
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Imagine your ex getting fucked by a big ape nigger
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Anytime I hear this I want to stab the cunt in their face. This originated down South like everything that is victim related.
WICKED SKEG MAN
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
See kafkas threads are usually pretty good and raise the median post quality. People don't give her credit for this and instead look at her through a societal lens despite not having anywhere near the information required to make such an assessment.
Marshall mcluhan medium makes maximum message missus
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.
Yeah light rain is dope
It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I take it this the new TRT. What is everyone doing tonight? I've been on this swinging site trying to lure muh victims to my apartment to abuse.
Thinking of getting liquor even though I basically quit drinking.
If cooler heads prevail I'll probably just eat krattom and play Elden Ring.
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Muh wagers & fight provisions. Need to get my PT in before the debauchery.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I take it this the new TRT. What is everyone doing tonight? I've been on this swinging site trying to lure muh victims to my apartment to abuse.
I'm probly gonna go to my friends place because I left something with him. Got a couple other options too, could hang with the light skinned ho since I've already been talking to her today or hang with my friend who's dad just died and is spiraling. I'll probly do the most mature thing tho and work out in my friends gone gym have some drinks and do some target stuff
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2022-03-05 at 3:18 PM UTC
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stalker war dogs
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it's on both the title and the first frame of the video and you still couldn't get the name right
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2022-03-05 at 1:56 PM UTC
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Victim of incest
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
How did Lanny know that about me?
My secret is out.
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It's almost 4am I need to sleep
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2022-03-04 at 3:07 PM UTC
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Grief
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Holy shit this threads almost done
Someone make the next one dedicated to kr0z or some other fallen member
Slampig central edition or something.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Yeah if you were blind you wouldn't know who was sucking you off.
You mean if you were blind you'd still just let a random stranger you've never met or talked to suck your dick?
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Trading a negro for some fruits and vegetables.
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Wariat wants to join the army for the raping of children he thinks he can get away with during a war.
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