Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.
The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.
FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil… lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly… also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.
Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.
Would you like me to ban you now, or wait until this inevitably spirals out on control to do it?
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constantly being barred out do be fly tho
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Cos most people arn't playing Crusader Kings 2
wait, fuck, you mean my life up to this points
hasn't been a cool grand strategy game set in feudal Europe?
FUCK.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
I learned what "lil sporty" means
ftfy
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Originally posted by Ajax
Abstinence is the only way that is 100% effective.
Kaczynski was out in the woods without even having electrical lighting and those niggas still managed to track him down somehow. Ain't nowhere safe anymore.
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2018-05-05 at 6:46 PM UTC
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Who is weirder?
Originally posted by Archer513
With the exception of lala,I feel none of you are doin anything that requires a safe word.
Biting into a hot pocket too soon does not qualify…
My safe word is "fuuuuuuck" and it did absolutely nothing to mitigate my first degree hot pocket burns.
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I tried curing salmon once, came out pretty good but I think I went too heavy on the dill because the flavor was strong and you needed to eat just a little bit at a time with something more neutral flavored like a cracker to even out the taste a bit.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Is there anyone who won't fuck up their kids life?
The assumption is that having kids, unless you can make the world perfect for them first, is an evil act.
This is why the world is going to wind up populated by the dumbest humans on the planet.
Sure, no parent can ensure their child a life wholly devoid of suffering. But what you have to understand is there's "not a perfect life" and then there "the life of being Bill Krozby's abandoned bastard child". The threshold between children that should and should not be mandatorily aborted lies somewhere between these two points.
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2018-05-05 at 8:30 PM UTC
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Who is weirder?
Originally posted by RestStop
DH niggaz ain't even gang! LMFAO!
You'll date hotellers don't even sell glass out the house
Originally posted by benny vader
which drug advertisement did that came from ???
MethaCola: For Those Who Think Fast®
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2018-05-05 at 1:51 AM UTC
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Post your typing speed
Originally posted by A College Professor
put down the hateraid lil bromo!!!!!
oh pashore!
you talk a big game but im still the best typist this forum has seen
that's it kobromodragonfly, were gonna do a live type-in and ima show everyone what a wild little faggot you are just as soon as I get done raping my "girlfriend"
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2018-05-05 at 1:48 AM UTC
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Who is weirder?
Originally posted by -mal-
Bring me your weirdest children from both communities and I will judge.
I present to you exhibit A: SpectraL. A man who has pretended to be a woman on the internet for at least 800 years and fought a bare with his bear hands.
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Originally posted by Ajax
This place needs to have its own TV show. Almost certainly guaranteed to be better than Jerry Springer.
The amazing thing is that on jerry springer or whatever you usually have two people on stage yelling at each other. You get to appreciate they're both trash because they call each other out when they lie. Here though Bill Krozby 100% controls the narrative and
still somehow ends up looking like the singular asshole in every single situation he talks about. I don't know if he doesn't realize what he's saying makes him look like a dick constantly or he doesn't care (he certainly has no qualms about lying) but it's just amazing to behold.
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That's a great idea Bill Krozby, I really like your plan to become a parent (again), but have you considered the advantages of killing yourself instead?
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2018-05-03 at 2:43 AM UTC
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Terence McKenna was right
Terence McKenna has never been right about anything ever
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2018-05-04 at 9:43 AM UTC
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Who is weirder?
Originally posted by Boss_bebe74
You kno I was thinking about this and I'm thinking they are both just as fucked up tbh… NIS are just nerdier.
We do drugs though, which precludes us from nerdiness.
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You realize she intentionally keeps her facial muscles perpetually tensed so she can look like a duck, right?
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING
Hot
I wonder what she looks like without the clown getup
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Originally posted by the pat-man
retarded thread is one of them ironic names like a big guy named tiny
Not so sure about that one bud
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IDK, I'm no §m£ÂgØL dick rider but encouraging someone not to take an addictive drug with limited history of use in humans if you believe they're pregnant seems like a pretty natural reaction.
Also you're probably in the clear to gloat but I'm not sure hydro has anything to be proud of that so many people were ready to believe she was got knocked up and contracted HIV from a stranger and was going to have a kid while addicted to drugs.
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