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2023-10-22 at 1:05 PM UTC in Canada's Last Hopeyour wellcomeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-21 at 12:52 AM UTC in Another member of our community has died.yeah but is it even moonshine if it can't blind you? that's just small batch spirits wearing the nose and glasses 'disguise'
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2023-10-17 at 11:47 PM UTC in There was a "best moderator" poll on the other forum that I moderatefirst post seems a bit harsh now, I think you're alright, just not really sure why you posted thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-15 at 2:09 AM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die ServerfONA IS BANNED FROM CARS
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2023-10-13 at 6:21 AM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die Server
something fucked up the supply base, I don't think it was one of us, looks like an earthquake hit itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-13 at 12:32 AM UTC in New Totse Tape Just DroppedI've recently become aware of some events to do with the alleged headquarters of &T walnut creek. There is actually a mental health facility facility closeby where a man named Joshua Van Buskirk was institutionalized then went on to molotov all of his groomsmen property while leaving joker cards and lubricant. Clearly this man was trained to "molotov everything" and is very autistic. There is almost no chance he didn't encounter a Mr. Hunter while in walnut creek.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/East-Bay-man-nabbed-in-bizarre-arson-rampage-his-6738342.php
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-arson-suspect-targeted-his-groomsmen-police-say/
I've also been given a top secret document called The Wozny Files which details a certain bay area man's pursuit of the Elusive Jeff Hunter through walnut creek. I'll share an excerpt here
Everywhere I go I see your ghost.
Everywhere I go I hear "hunter" and "totse." You are inside every orifice of mine. From the tip of my bald head to the Bunyans on my feet, you are in ever Fibre of my 480lb body.
I'm used to moving in silence. Most of my rideshare passengers prefer it this way and it suits me just fine. My need to inform my passengers of important information may account for my one star rating but I stand by my methods. For this mission however I need a different approach.
As I drive up and down the streets of walnut creek I find nothing but stares and awkward glances. They've all clearly been taught not to reveal any information on the Hunter. Several attempts at communication with thr public have been made, consisting of me driving up to persons, rolling down my window and asking if they know where Jeff is. Feigned confusion has been the reaction but I know I can find a chink in this towns armor. Their children.
The children of walnut creek have the least amount of time being programmed not to reveal any information on their towns most important resident. I seek to exploit this weakness. I drive to a elementary school and find two boys of perhaps 10 standing outside. I approach with the confidence of a man who has done this sort of thing hundreds of times before.
"Hi, boys Where's Jeff?" I ask
The long sandy blonde haired one looks to his short and darker haired compatriot and stammers "ummm I think he's in school..ummm are you his dad?"
A sly smile came to my face. "Yes I am his "Dad" I knew Jeff wouldn't be in such a low tier institution but his "school" for teaching men such as Van Buskirk was located closeby. "Take me to him"
The dark haired one looked nervous. Clearly he knew the stakes. "We shouldn't get in sir"
I looked in my car for an enticement, seeing only half empty packages of skittles and fudge rounds said "you can have some of my candy…not all but some." I stared intently at the boyish sandy blonde haired one in anticipation, wetting my lips with excitement.
He responded "ummm…sir I'm not supposed to take candy-"
"GET IN MY CAR" I yelled. I was not about to get out of my car and chase these two agile young temple disciples. Suddenly they took off running past my car through an alley and I floored my Toyota Matrix around thr corner. When I reached the other side of thr alley I watched the dark haired boy dissappear across the road to a park. The blonde was lying in the alley apparently having twisted his foot. I didn't want to have to do this but fluid situation required drastic measures
I reluctantly opened the door and stood outside the vehicle I had not left in months. I reached under my severely reclined seat for the items I had prepared for this very situation: A 2 million volt taser and duct tape. I slowly approached the boy brandishing the duct tape as he looked up at me stricken in fear.
"Looks like the hunter has become the hunted" I said Then Everything went black and I've only been able to surmise what happened next from newspaper reports -
2023-10-12 at 8:09 AM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.Ive stuck with one character but hes too much like me (ie boring). Im a lovable space scoudrel but i want to hang out with pirates and hookers so i had to pay off their gay bounty so i could keep doing cool piratey shit. You get locked out of a ton of content if you dont play very close to the center- which is also no fun.
On the upside, i tricked out the spaceship i got from the rangers with like 300k worth of top of the line tech and guns, and now i rape everyone in dogfights and extort money from children on field trips
idk i feel like i shouldve rp’d something a bit more specific rather than some bland han solo. Even andreja -whos supposed to be my ride or die lil tiddy goth gf- gets all mopey n shit when I say stuff like “Friends are gay. Only God Can Judge Me. THUG LIFE”. So i gotta say lame stuff like “I appreciate you being so vulnerable. I know that took a lot”. Nigga stfu. Real answer shouldve been “Sorry that stuff happened or im really happy for you? But also i gotta farm some money for my 8th particle beam autoturret sooooooooo…..” -
2023-10-09 at 1:16 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-09 at 12:52 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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2023-10-09 at 12:40 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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2023-10-07 at 8:02 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel5,000 rockets is too high of a number to be real and not high enough for what they deserveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-03 at 4:19 PM UTC in Why is my join date different?join dates weren't carried over, check the first page of the member listThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-03 at 3:44 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die Server
Originally posted by Fonaplats Change the settings so I don't drop my stuff when I die. I have a tendency to go BALLS TO THE WALL and I'll be facing hordes of more zombies than a open air drug party in Seattle and blimey I fucking got a friggin wooden club. My ass gets chewed up.
And Aldra is all confused thinking he is playing the Sims or some shit. Niggas walking around all willy nilly collecting materials to build a refrigerator.
> keeps losing his stuff because he can't think further ahead than 'hit everything with a log'
good jobThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-01 at 7:15 PM UTC in WTF is wrong with people especially in the US or AmericansAnd we only shoot up schools because we’re not pussies like you people
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2023-09-30 at 5:02 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
Originally posted by Kafka Does anyone have pics of Lanny? I think I've seen a few floating around…
Before you think about doing any juju you should know - I have lived in one of the most haunted cities in America, I’ve watched The Craft 182 times, I was an extra on AHS, I know 12 Voodoo High Priestess, and I sleep with the devil.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-29 at 5:37 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
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2023-09-29 at 5:06 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die ServerI hate rust because in rust I am a big dick trill nigga. Ofc I'd roll a big dick trill nigga as a tranny. smh
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2023-09-29 at 3:48 PM UTC in 7days2Hai: The Official NiS 7 Days to Die Server
Originally posted by Lanny Rust is fun and all but it’s not all about muh graphics (not that rust is really a graphical marvel, but definitely better than 7derps to derp). Honestly the jank is part of the charm and you end up exploiting it a good bit in base building which is fun.
Also the absolute monke level of petty rat fucking, a war of every man against every other, red in tooth and claw, merciless and mindless, unthinking and unending aggression that characterizes rust is fun for a bit but really wears me out after a while.
I agree, it is tiresome but so are the vicissitudes of fate, Lanny. Although I never say I'd never blame someone for not wanting to play a game for just those reasons, when playing similar survival I just feel like everything else is on easy mode in comparison. But yeah for casual playing and stress relief, you have to focus more on building and less population but its still there.
"Not all about muh graphics" nigga I mentioned I'm tryna play Dwarf Fortress alongside Rust you think I give a fuck about graphics good thing you don't play homie I'd be outside yo do'
EDIT: It don't have to be vs every man if there is a NiS fren village. Damn Rust looks like garbage on my monitor for some reason.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-29 at 3:04 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lanny
Originally posted by Kafka People never think they're in a cult when they are. Lanny is running a suicide cult and I know there is a small group of people here that are encouraging it, they're the ones that tell you this environment is what the community wants, what you want. I know there are people who feel trapped here so my server is for them, so you can chat with your favourite people in a safer environment.
I don’t need to be in a place where I’m surrounded by positive feelings all the time. I don’t trust something like that because I know that it’s not real, the real world is a dark and scary place full of awful people and I’m fine with that.
If we wanted a sterile environment where people get banned for being “mean” to each other we’d all be on Fakebook. At least here people are true to themselves and you know where everyone stands.
And about it being a suicide cult or whatever, yeah people kill themselves but that’s because there’s a shitload of severely mentally ill drug addicts on here with little or no IRL family or friends to help them. Like people tried to talk Malice out of doing it but that guy was in a state of nonstop mental anguish his whole life. It’s sad but you can’t help a guy like that.
I mean what’s the suicide rate look like in a narcotics anonymous meeting, or in a mental asylum, or a homeless shelter? Probably not great, and there’s a lot of overlapping demographics on here, believe that… -
2023-09-29 at 2:32 PM UTC in Save yourselves from Lannysafety is fake and gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
