2017-04-11 at 9:49 PM UTC
This is serious. Please, stay off topic.
Thank you.
2017-04-11 at 9:52 PM UTC
grab your ankles and smile purty...youre about to get de' rail right in your tail...
2017-04-11 at 9:58 PM UTC
There first has to be a topic, so I'll make Lighthouses.
2017-04-11 at 10:13 PM UTC
How's it going bud how was work?.
2017-04-12 at 12:02 AM UTC
this thread is now about....depleted uranium
all masters of the topic...post till your fingers bleed.
I especially want to hear from the resident expert of depleted uranium, also known as Dorf Cooter.
go...
2017-04-12 at 12:06 AM UTC
Sometimes Brahs, I feel like crying. Sometimes Brahs, I feel like dying. Sometimes Brahs, I wonder why I'm trying. I wish a fountain of Pepsi could be my fountain sprang. Sometimes Brahs, I wish I could chill and do my own thing. In the end I am just a hat, just a hat, a hat.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2017-04-15 at 11:29 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I agree. Children should always be abused, both psychologically and physically. "BEAT them regularly!", my father always said while sitting at the table with a HEAPING bowl of mashed potatoes steaming up into his face. My father was a simple man who often resorted to violence when he didn't understand something. "Father!", I used to cry out, hoping to gain his attention. He would become startled and leap up from his chair and bludgeon me in the head with his bowl of mashed potatoes, shouting, "YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" over and over. He knocked my teeth out more than once while I was growing up. I wear dentures now and I am 37. I'm not old. I'M NOT OLD!
2017-04-15 at 11:50 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So today I racked some leaves and smoked some weed.
2017-04-16 at 12:01 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I smoked leaves and raked weed.
2017-04-16 at 1:57 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
*roasting in an oven bread*