Derail me

1. 2017-04-11 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This is serious. Please, stay off topic.
   
   Thank you.
2. 2017-04-11 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   grab your ankles and smile purty...youre about to get de' rail right in your tail...
3. 2017-04-11 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There first has to be a topic, so I'll make Lighthouses.
4. 2017-04-11 at 10:10 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lighthouse There first has to be a topic, so I'll make Lighthouses.

   
   the topic is buttseks with mmq and his penis costume.
5. 2017-04-11 at 10:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How's it going bud how was work?.
6. 2017-04-12 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   this thread is now about....depleted uranium
   
   all masters of the topic...post till your fingers bleed.
   
   I especially want to hear from the resident expert of depleted uranium, also known as Dorf Cooter.
   
   go...
7. 2017-04-12 at 12:06 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Sometimes Brahs, I feel like crying. Sometimes Brahs, I feel like dying. Sometimes Brahs, I wonder why I'm trying. I wish a fountain of Pepsi could be my fountain sprang. Sometimes Brahs, I wish I could chill and do my own thing. In the end I am just a hat, just a hat, a hat.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
8. 2017-04-12 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Sometimes Brahs, I feel like crying. Sometimes Brahs, I feel like dying. Sometimes Brahs, I wonder why I'm trying. I wish a fountain of Pepsi could be my fountain sprang. Sometimes Brahs, I wish I could chill and do my own thing. In the end I am just a hat, just a hat, a hat.

   
   take off your bra and post pics, you illiterate fucktard
9. 2017-04-15 at 11:29 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I agree. Children should always be abused, both psychologically and physically. "BEAT them regularly!", my father always said while sitting at the table with a HEAPING bowl of mashed potatoes steaming up into his face. My father was a simple man who often resorted to violence when he didn't understand something. "Father!", I used to cry out, hoping to gain his attention. He would become startled and leap up from his chair and bludgeon me in the head with his bowl of mashed potatoes, shouting, "YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" over and over. He knocked my teeth out more than once while I was growing up. I wear dentures now and I am 37. I'm not old. I'M NOT OLD!
10. 2017-04-15 at 11:33 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace I agree. Children should always be abused, both psychologically and physically. "BEAT them regularly!", my father always said while sitting at the table with a HEAPING bowl of mashed potatoes steaming up into his face. My father was a simple man who often resorted to violence when he didn't understand something. "Father!", I used to cry out, hoping to gain his attention. He would become startled and leap up from his chair and bludgeon me in the head with his bowl of mashed potatoes, shouting, "YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT! YOU'RE A FAGGOT!" over and over. He knocked my teeth out more than once while I was growing up. I wear dentures now and I am 37. I'm not old. I'M NOT OLD!

    
    Lol you're old
11. 2017-04-15 at 11:35 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol you're old

    
    YOU'RE old!
12. 2017-04-15 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    So today I racked some leaves and smoked some weed.
13. 2017-04-16 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I smoked leaves and raked weed.
14. 2017-04-16 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This is serious. Please, stay off topic.
    
    Thank you.

    
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph589446c5ef127
15. 2017-04-16 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    *roasting in an oven bread*
16. 2017-04-16 at 2:12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump How's it going bud how was work?.

    
    

    Show spoiler
17. 2017-04-16 at 2:42 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    Show spoiler

    
    TERRIBLE post. ^
    
    1/10
18. 2017-04-16 at 3:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL TERRIBLE post. ^
    
    1/10

    
    You don't scare Malice.