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1. 2017-04-06 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock welp, the jig is up. your brilliance has outted me. youve discovered im a barely pubescent teeny bopper living in your moms basement.
   
   i need to go fap…all this rampant faggotry is making wearing pants painful.

   
   
2. 2017-04-06 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver

   
   you know I'm fapping to you right now...right?
   
   I literally have my dick in both hands and am fervently throttling it to thoughts of your tonsils smashing it like a hydraulic press crushing a scrapped car.
3. 2017-04-06 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you know I'm fapping to you right now…right?
   
   I literally have my dick in both hands and am fervently throttling it to thoughts of your tonsils smashing it like a hydraulic press crushing a scrapped car.

   
   

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4. 2017-04-06 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Cunt

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   you know you enjoy being my sexual plaything
5. 2017-04-06 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you know you enjoy being my sexual plaything

   
   

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6. 2017-04-06 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Vagina

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   if you had a dick i bet itd be as hard as mine is right now.
   
   is your vagina overflowing with wetness?
7. 2017-04-06 at 8:54 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock if you had a dick i bet itd be as hard as mine is right now.
   
   is your vagina overflowing with wetness?

8. 2017-04-06 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Cooter

   
   I need some interaction, here...the dead fish thing doesn't do it for me. screaming, moaning, hell...a twitch will do...otherwise I might just as well fap to a blowup doll
9. 2017-04-06 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock

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