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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-07-27 at 8:14 PM UTCHow often do people ask if your parents are siblings?
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2017-07-27 at 8:16 PM UTC
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2017-07-27 at 8:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote ive been told that countless times. people ask me if/why im mad or sad or whatever else all the time, and in reality im indifferent. when in elementary school i was a bit of a bully but when youre a school thats almost entirely hispanic or black and other kids pick on you just because youre white its hard to keep from becoming overly aggressive and mean spirited as a defense mechanism. that only lasted as long as the time we lived in that area though, and generally speaking i avoid conflict with others unless im bullshitting with friends, which isnt one sided.
i get the impression from strangers im a little intimidating or that im unapproachable due to both my size and resting bitch face, but thats totally unintentional and sometimes i end up doing stupid shit just to not appear as abrasive.
not to say im a bitch but when you are bigger than most people, they assume youre a formidable opponent and try to avoid getting on your bad side. i dont think im some big fuckoff club bouncer videogame boss looking dude, but what i mentioned above happens alot
what the slathering fuck are you thinkin'?
the only impression I get from your pic is that you have a purty mouth...and you'd make a good wife in prison.
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2017-07-27 at 8:31 PM UTC
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2017-07-27 at 9:33 PM UTCWho the fuck is this? Do you know who I am?
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2017-07-27 at 9:42 PM UTCSo is this mugshot going into 2017?
its of me on the toilet with the Feds kicking the door in and me just sitting there like "Ohhhhhh" then drops some rabbit poo cause i was constipated and cared little.
obviously not true.. its from a video frame of me in 1979-1980
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2017-07-27 at 9:42 PM UTC
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2017-07-29 at 4:08 PM UTC
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2017-07-29 at 7:01 PM UTC^mashlemash
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2017-07-29 at 7:15 PM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 1:55 AM UTCMash is pale like me
he could be my son I was talking about.
Idaho, Huh?
Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing. -
2017-07-30 at 2:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mash is pale like me
he could be my son I was talking about.
Idaho, Huh?
Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.
Use me as bait please.
I've always wanted to be a worm, squirming and squiggling, impaled, scared and afraid, creatures much larger than me swimming by and taking bites off of me, one of them eventually inhaling me, as I sort of crumble apart in a soggy awkward death, and then I go to worm heaven and we all laugh about it and live merrily forever and ever.
Amen -
2017-07-30 at 2:10 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Use me as bait please.
I've always wanted to be a worm, squirming and squiggling, impaled, scared and afraid, creatures much larger than me swimming by and taking bites off of me, one of them eventually inhaling me, as I sort of crumble apart in a soggy awkward death, and then I go to worm heaven and we all laugh about it and live merrily forever and ever.
Amen
Maybe you will be reborn into another grub but that is a caterpillar which turns into a beautiful butterfly which you're sadly caught by a net for science. in which your anger will cause you to be reborn into a caterpillar that turns into a destructive moth and you find the fucker with the net and take out his closet full of expensive Italian wear. -
2017-07-30 at 6:34 AM UTCyou cant see my true face in the last selfie i posted so please use this one instead thanks fbi you can find me at the build a bear workshop at the mall of america :eggplant:
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-30 at 11:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mash is pale like me
he could be my son I was talking about.
Idaho, Huh?
Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.
you going to tuck him in to bed...then sneak back it his room when he's asleep and give him daddy's special goodnight treat?
post pics. -
2017-07-30 at 10:44 PM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 10:54 PM UTC
