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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    How often do people ask if your parents are siblings?
  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I have some inside the meat flavored sausage right here. just suck on it real hard…and it'll come out. as much as you want to swallow…and more…

    The other night I was not thinking and quickly opened a bottle of rootbeer....shot right up my nostrillus.
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by cerakote ive been told that countless times. people ask me if/why im mad or sad or whatever else all the time, and in reality im indifferent. when in elementary school i was a bit of a bully but when youre a school thats almost entirely hispanic or black and other kids pick on you just because youre white its hard to keep from becoming overly aggressive and mean spirited as a defense mechanism. that only lasted as long as the time we lived in that area though, and generally speaking i avoid conflict with others unless im bullshitting with friends, which isnt one sided.

    i get the impression from strangers im a little intimidating or that im unapproachable due to both my size and resting bitch face, but thats totally unintentional and sometimes i end up doing stupid shit just to not appear as abrasive.

    not to say im a bitch but when you are bigger than most people, they assume youre a formidable opponent and try to avoid getting on your bad side. i dont think im some big fuckoff club bouncer videogame boss looking dude, but what i mentioned above happens alot

    what the slathering fuck are you thinkin'?

    the only impression I get from your pic is that you have a purty mouth...and you'd make a good wife in prison.

    post nude selfies, sweetheart.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash The other night I was not thinking and quickly opened a bottle of rootbeer….shot right up my nostrillus.

    that is so hot.

    did you say 'thank you daddy, may I have another' afterwards?
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Who the fuck is this? Do you know who I am?
  6. So is this mugshot going into 2017?

    its of me on the toilet with the Feds kicking the door in and me just sitting there like "Ohhhhhh" then drops some rabbit poo cause i was constipated and cared little.


    obviously not true.. its from a video frame of me in 1979-1980

    but I like how someone pointed out me on a toilet.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash Who the fuck is this? Do you know who I am?

    don't know. don't care.

    don't want to know. don't want to care.
  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^mashlemash
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^mashlemash

    faggot
  11. Mash is pale like me

    he could be my son I was talking about.

    Idaho, Huh?

    Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mash is pale like me

    he could be my son I was talking about.

    Idaho, Huh?

    Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.

    Use me as bait please.

    I've always wanted to be a worm, squirming and squiggling, impaled, scared and afraid, creatures much larger than me swimming by and taking bites off of me, one of them eventually inhaling me, as I sort of crumble apart in a soggy awkward death, and then I go to worm heaven and we all laugh about it and live merrily forever and ever.

    Amen
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mash is pale like me

    he could be my son I was talking about.

    Idaho, Huh?

    Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.

    You could actually be right for once.
  14. Originally posted by mmQ Use me as bait please.

    I've always wanted to be a worm, squirming and squiggling, impaled, scared and afraid, creatures much larger than me swimming by and taking bites off of me, one of them eventually inhaling me, as I sort of crumble apart in a soggy awkward death, and then I go to worm heaven and we all laugh about it and live merrily forever and ever.

    Amen

    Maybe you will be reborn into another grub but that is a caterpillar which turns into a beautiful butterfly which you're sadly caught by a net for science. in which your anger will cause you to be reborn into a caterpillar that turns into a destructive moth and you find the fucker with the net and take out his closet full of expensive Italian wear.
  15. you cant see my true face in the last selfie i posted so please use this one instead thanks fbi you can find me at the build a bear workshop at the mall of america :eggplant:
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  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Mash is pale like me

    he could be my son I was talking about.

    Idaho, Huh?

    Daddy's coming to visit you Son. maybe we can make up for all these years by going fishing.

    you going to tuck him in to bed...then sneak back it his room when he's asleep and give him daddy's special goodnight treat?

    post pics.
  17. Originally posted by cerakote

    baccy boys

    Hey you lost weight! Good for you.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Dargo Hey you lost weight! Good for you.

    why wont you post a pic of yourself?
  19. Originally posted by Bill Krozby why wont you post a pic of yourself?

    Because it mum is a hore
  20. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Because it mum is a hore

    Yes, it's true. My mother was a cheap dirty whore. That is why I cannot post pix.
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