THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

1. 2017-06-26 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #1321
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Don't come through SC unless you want the absolute shit scared out of you by shit drivers every five minutes
   
   We have the worst drivers in the US
   
   Either that or everybody goes 10+ below the speed limit in all lanes

   
   It's funny every state seems to make the claim they have the worst drivers, but I understand. I'm actually gonnna come to SC EXACTLY for that reason, just to be able to road rage and stir up some shit.
2. 2017-06-26 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ It's funny every state seems to make the claim they have the worst drivers, but I understand. I'm actually gonnna come to SC EXACTLY for that reason, just to be able to road rage and stir up some shit.

   
   
3. 2017-06-26 at 9:50 PM UTC

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   gLAM gLAM Yung Blood [my anatomical seismological bailiffship]
   That doesn't necessarily make you the worst drivers. There are a lot of factors involved in that. Like average speed, average trip length, road conditions, weather and whatnot. Probably why the east coast has such low numbers, it's a lot more densely populated and people aren't going as fast. All the rural states with their rural roads are the ones with the higher fatality rates it looks like. Also more drunk drivers in those states I think.
4. 2017-06-26 at 10 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Well looks like we've come to a standstill here, Gonts.
5. 2017-06-26 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #1325
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   

   Originally posted by mmQ It's funny every state seems to make the claim they have the worst drivers, but I understand. I'm actually gonnna come to SC EXACTLY for that reason, just to be able to road rage and stir up some shit.

   
   Challenge: Go to socal and start road rage with a car fully occupied by mean mug tough gansta ass looking niggas.
6. 2017-06-26 at 10:35 PM UTC

   #1326
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   
7. 2017-06-26 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #1327
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick
   
   
   Challenge: Go to socal and start road rage with a car fully occupied by mean mug tough gansta ass looking niggas.

   
   Why do I have to go to Cali to do that?
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8. 2017-06-27 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #1328
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1

   
   Figured Cali would be up there and I was right. Ohio(my current location and native State) is pretty up there too. Ohio is one of those places where you either have a car or you're screwed save a few major cities.
9. 2017-06-27 at 6:35 AM UTC

   #1329
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've had herpes on my lips since I was a lil boy. and I wasn't having sex then.

   
   thats called herpes simplex and it isnt an std, its just a virus and you cant get rid of it to my knowledge
10. 2017-06-27 at 6:37 AM UTC

    #1330
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    haha transit masturbator, always liked that guy's name
11. 2017-06-27 at 6:40 AM UTC

    #1331
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've had herpes on my lips since I was a lil boy. and I wasn't having sex then.

    
    People commonly don't have memories from that age.
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12. 2017-06-27 at 10:27 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Malice People commonly don't have memories from that age.

    
    I can remember a few things from when I was younger than 2. Certainly quite a lot from 3+.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-27 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #1333
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote thats called herpes simplex and it isnt an std, its just a virus and you cant get rid of it to my knowledge

    
    sucking grownup dick doesn't count as sex, faggot.
14. 2017-06-27 at 12:21 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice People commonly don't have memories from that age.

    
    commonly, maybe.
    
    I remember things from before I could walk...younger than two years old
15. 2017-06-27 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #1335
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Bill Krozby didn't even specify an age. lil boy could refer to as old as 10, even a little more. if you can't remember anything before the age of ten then you're probably retarded.
    
    
    
    
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16. 2017-06-27 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #1336
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Malice People commonly don't have memories from that age.

    
    I remember being born and I have tons of memories from being 3 / 4 / 5 ect..
    
    but I'm going to guess I was born with the lip herpes or something I dunno. Just as long as I can remember I get one about once a year
17. 2017-06-27 at 3:08 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but I'm going to guess I was born with the lip herpes or something I dunno. Just as long as I can remember I get one about once a year

    
    they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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18. 2017-06-27 at 3:09 PM UTC

    #1338
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I remember being born and I have tons of memories from being 3 / 4 / 5 ect..
    
    but I'm going to guess I was born with the lip herpes or something I dunno. Just as long as I can remember I get one about once a year

    
    should have kept your mouth closed as you spewed out of your mothers herpes-infested cum tunnel.
19. 2017-06-27 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #1339
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by NARCassist they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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    lol nice. is that actually real?
20. 2017-06-27 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #1340
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by infinityshock should have kept your mouth closed as you spewed out of your mothers herpes-infested cum tunnel.

    
    lol triggered.