THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

1. 2017-06-23 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #921
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Lol ok you're creeping me out now, you remind me of a very creepy old man, I know enough of those already @_@

   
   now you know one that you can say is the creepiest and oldest.
   
   and fucked your ass so hard youre going to be able to rent it out for long-term spelunking expeditions.
2. 2017-06-23 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #922
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Never gonna happen lmao
3. 2017-06-23 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #923
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra he's said in the past he's 80 or so, not sure I believe it but there it is

   
   I just turned 88...and with the tractor trailer full of viagra in my back yard...and the 55 gallon drum of hydraulic fluid for my pump-up penis implant...I'm ready to turn some orifices into subway tunnels.
4. 2017-06-23 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #924
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Never gonna happen lmao

   
   I didn't say there were any options
5. 2017-06-23 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #925
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I highly doubt he's 88 lol
6. 2017-06-23 at 2:30 PM UTC

   #926
   RestStop Space Nigga
   So you're going to die any second?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2017-06-23 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #927
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou I highly doubt he's 88 lol

   
   don't act like you don't want to try some geriatric cocktail
8. 2017-06-23 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #928
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He would never be able to get his dick hard.
   
   Or let's say we try to get it hard and see if he has a heart attack? Lmao
9. 2017-06-23 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #929
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou He would never be able to get his dick hard.
   
   Or let's say we try to get it hard and see if he has a heart attack? Lmao

   
   scroll back to the viagra and built in penis pump, retard
10. 2017-06-23 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #930
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)
11. 2017-06-23 at 6:07 PM UTC

    #931
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)

    
    He needs thoughts of Bill Krozby to get hard along with with the viagra and pump and 250 dollars for the price of whore to bust a nut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2017-06-23 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #932
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)

    
    it's cute how you think you have any choice in the matter
13. 2017-06-23 at 7:53 PM UTC

    #933
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He needs thoughts of Bill Krozby to get hard along with with the viagra and pump and 250 dollars for the price of whore to bust a nut

    
    accurate on all accounts...except I don't pay more than a $5 crack rock for my whores.
    
    out of curiosity...how do you know what the going rate for a whore is, exactly?
14. 2017-06-23 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #934
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.
15. 2017-06-23 at 11:12 PM UTC

    #935
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Kinkou No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.

    
    I've only bought two whores in my life, the last one I propositioned ent up being a total chola and really annoying so i wasnt into it.
    
    
16. 2017-06-23 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #936
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.

    
    how much are you going to charge me for various acts and violations of your orifices
17. 2017-06-23 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #937
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao
18. 2017-06-24 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #938
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao

    
    But I give you 5 dolla off of dim sum... you come and I give you 5 dolla off. we settle deal then?
19. 2017-06-24 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #939
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Dim sum, sounds good, I'm anorexic because I'm poor
20. 2017-06-24 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #940
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao

    
    every woman has a price.
    
    every.
    
    any woman who says otherwise is lying.