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THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou Lol ok you're creeping me out now, you remind me of a very creepy old man, I know enough of those already @_@

    now you know one that you can say is the creepiest and oldest.

    and fucked your ass so hard youre going to be able to rent it out for long-term spelunking expeditions.
  2. Never gonna happen lmao
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra he's said in the past he's 80 or so, not sure I believe it but there it is

    I just turned 88...and with the tractor trailer full of viagra in my back yard...and the 55 gallon drum of hydraulic fluid for my pump-up penis implant...I'm ready to turn some orifices into subway tunnels.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou Never gonna happen lmao

    I didn't say there were any options
  5. I highly doubt he's 88 lol
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    So you're going to die any second?
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  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou I highly doubt he's 88 lol

    don't act like you don't want to try some geriatric cocktail
  8. He would never be able to get his dick hard.

    Or let's say we try to get it hard and see if he has a heart attack? Lmao
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou He would never be able to get his dick hard.

    Or let's say we try to get it hard and see if he has a heart attack? Lmao

    scroll back to the viagra and built in penis pump, retard
  10. I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)
  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)

    He needs thoughts of Bill Krozby to get hard along with with the viagra and pump and 250 dollars for the price of whore to bust a nut
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  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou I'm sorry you need these things to get your dick hard. If your dick gets near me I will kick your ass. :)

    it's cute how you think you have any choice in the matter
  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He needs thoughts of Bill Krozby to get hard along with with the viagra and pump and 250 dollars for the price of whore to bust a nut

    accurate on all accounts...except I don't pay more than a $5 crack rock for my whores.

    out of curiosity...how do you know what the going rate for a whore is, exactly?
  14. No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.
  15. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kinkou No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.

    I've only bought two whores in my life, the last one I propositioned ent up being a total chola and really annoying so i wasnt into it.

  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou No idea what a whore costs. It depends what you want them to do for you. Lol.

    how much are you going to charge me for various acts and violations of your orifices
  17. Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao
  18. Originally posted by Kinkou Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao

    But I give you 5 dolla off of dim sum... you come and I give you 5 dolla off. we settle deal then?
  19. Dim sum, sounds good, I'm anorexic because I'm poor
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou Man, I wouldn't let you even touch me for any amount of money. I am not a woman who can be bought. Lmao

    every woman has a price.

    every.

    any woman who says otherwise is lying.
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