The papal secretary comes into the office, looking shaken.
“What is it, my son? Has something happened?” the pope asks.
“Holy Father, there is good news, and bad news. The good news is, Jesus has returned, and he has just called to talk to you!”
“Hallelujah! To think that I lived to be the pope who would lead the Church at the time of the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior! God be praised! … wait, you said there was bad news?”
“Yes, Your Holiness…. He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”
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