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If I don't get a sip of JOE right FUCKING NOW or i'm going to snap a cog

  1. #41
    Originally posted by frala I’ve known a lot of fat meth heads

    You should hang out with a better crowd.
  2. #42
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Love is love.

    until it involves people who are below some abitrarily
    set ages.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny enough that you two are like children and want to play "adults" and drink "child versions of Coffee"??

    yeah I read into that just fine

    lol I’m so sorry that my coffee choice upset you this badly, but I mean you aren’t wrong. I am basically Willy Wonka.

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should hang out with a better crowd.

    I think I’ll be ok.
  4. #44
    Bradley Florida Man
    This thread was made by a tired ratfaced homosexual
  5. #45
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala lol I’m so sorry that my coffee choice upset you this badly, but I mean you aren’t wrong. I am basically Willy Wonka.



    I think I’ll be ok.

    I drink my coffee with half an artificial sweetner.
  6. #46
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny enough that you two are like children and want to play "adults" and drink "child versions of Coffee"??

    yeah I read into that just fine

    you are an adult that likes to play "adult relations" with children
  7. #47
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm having a cup of Folger's instant. I guess I'm weird I kinda like instant coffee better than regular brewed stuff.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #48
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm having a cup of Folger's instant. I guess I'm weird I kinda like instant coffee better than regular brewed stuff.

    institutionalized*

    do you make it with shower water as well?
  9. #49
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I bet you and Lanny still buy lucky charms or frosted flakes or other children cereal

    eating cereal lmao
  10. #50
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina until it involves people who are below some abitrarily
    set ages.

    So you define love as sex? you can't just love.
  11. #51
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala lol I’m so sorry that my coffee choice upset you this badly, but I mean you aren’t wrong. I am basically Willy Wonka.



    I think I’ll be ok.

    So If I came over to your house and looked in your cereal cupboard (or top of fridge?) I wouldn't find Grapenuts or something healthy but rather Krave Chocolate Cereal?
  12. #52
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My coffee T has been dipping, i've been pacing myself and have had zero negative symptoms in a few days.

    So today I threw all of that progress out the window and ordered a tripple expresso frappe from starbucks. i'm fucking WIRED right now literally buzzing I can seeffeelel tha walls are humming and if I concentrate enough I can see life force energies through the walls. I am hoping for a nice smooth crash with zero consequences from this sudden giant dose

    one day at a time folx
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny So If I came over to your house and looked in your cereal cupboard (or top of fridge?) I wouldn't find Grapenuts or something healthy but rather Krave Chocolate Cereal?



    I took all the marshmallows out bc you were being mean to me and told me I was acting like I kid!

  14. #54
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    CEREAL CHECK 🥣!!!!!

    You are ALL fat fucks that need to eat in the morning because you are SLAVES you don't chug coffee 24/7/365 like me, you don't snort meth in the morning or put a lil in your coffee and stay AWAKE and NOT HUNGRY all day. You don't force yourself to eat yogurt at 1pm even though all you want is MORE WATER and STIMULANTS not FUCKING FOOD

    All the opened boxes are EMPTY they are YEARS OLD I really need to throw them out but the cardboard recycling is always full. The unopened box of shreddies is from PRE COVID times and is probably 50% bugs at this point.

    The only that that matters in the kitchen is COFFEE ☕ and sometimes tea
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Drinking coffee and starving yourself is holy holy holy


    https://contracorriente.red/en/2021/03/13/the-children-who-harvest-your-coffee/

    You think these kids that work 16 hour days ever complain about sugary cereal or hunger???? NOO!!!! BeCAUSE THEY ARE HIGH AS FUCK ON COFFEE!!! and drink it to fend off hunger pain. None of you could handle one day of that, to me it's my lifestyle for over a decade and I don't know any other way to live.

    Those children and myself are happier and know a profound bliss you will never understand
  16. #56
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They aren't slaves either, if they didn't like it they could just brew a triple strength pot and march across the border to another country. You think they would let slaves drink coffee? It's literally the drink of intellectual philosophy and undermining government

    "Fair Trade" coffee just means a robot took the joy from a child's life and now they have to find a real job in the city instead of harvesting coffee with their family and living a rugged agrarian lifestyle. This is the REAL evil of the coffee industry is convincing people it's evil to have a family farm instead of sending those kids to university to be slaves to the global economic machine
    *sips*
    https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/debate-rages-after-saskatchewan-bans-kids-from-working-on-family-farm
    Child labour or just chores? Debate rages after Saskatchewan bans kids from working on family farm

    The case has squared focus on the line between chores and child labour and just how massively the relationship between children and work has changed over time

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