If I don't get a sip of JOE right FUCKING NOW or i'm going to snap a cog

1. 2024-07-29 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #21
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   go get a house-Ice coffee you dumb fuck
2. 2024-07-29 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #22
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   like 3 bucks?
3. 2024-07-29 at 11:12 PM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I don't want to have to pay money to not be physically sick
4. 2024-07-30 at 1:01 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My gears are wearing thin. Do gears even wear thin? I thought the fins just snapped but i guess being worn out would cause that too. Either way, I have been sipping cola all day. Fuck cola, I've had a head fog all day. I can feel the monkey on my back crawling around and getting angry
   
   I need a cup of JOE right FUCKING NOW or i'm going to snap a cog!!!!! ⚙️💥☕

   
   You want a sip of Joe Biden's nut juice.
5. 2024-07-30 at 4:54 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   cola is literally caffeine methadone
   
   anytime my head starts hurting I slam a can of coke and instantly feel better for hours.
   
   i'm gonna get this monkey off my back
   
6. 2024-07-30 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I got an iced coffee from Starbucks this morning and sat in my driveway and listened to R&B bc I’m dumb
7. 2024-07-30 at 8:14 PM UTC

   #27
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by frala I got an iced coffee from Starbucks this morning and sat in my driveway and listened to R&B bc I’m dumb

   
   Don't you guys have Peets out there yet? Peet's Coffee is 10x better than Starbucks shit.
   
   better quality of coffee beans. Starbucks is pure evil
8. 2024-07-30 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   NO WE DON’T
   
   you leave my lattes alone
9. 2024-07-30 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #29
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   They have Lattes too.
   
   You're a member of the Starbuck Cult Society and worship the moon
   
   
10. 2024-07-30 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I mean I’m sure they do but they don’t serve them here lol
11. 2024-07-30 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #31
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Ask Lanny if he would rather have Peets coffee or Starbucks.
    
    
    Peet's has better pastries too
12. 2024-07-30 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #32
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Then there is Lily's
    a much smaller cafe house that has a few San Francisco locations. I used to go to the one on Montgomery or near the Bart station over there before heading off to work. Not Ubering. An actual Job
13. 2024-07-30 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Ask Lanny if he would rather have Peets coffee or Starbucks.
    
    
    Peet's has better pastries too

    
    He will drink what I tell him to drink!
14. 2024-07-30 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Jk he said they are both shit
15. 2024-07-30 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    i like to drink 4 cups of coffee (like one of those little pots), 1 energy drink, and 2 cups of green tea later in the day.
    
    I do this almost everyday. Some days I forgo having an energy drink.
16. 2024-07-31 at 12:46 AM UTC

    #36
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Jk he said they are both shit

    
    So fatty prefers shitty sugary candy coffee of Starbucks over a real adult bev
17. 2024-07-31 at 1:06 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Can you read?
18. 2024-07-31 at 2:10 AM UTC

    #38
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am at the perfect equalibrium rn
19. 2024-07-31 at 7:25 AM UTC

    #39
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Can you read?

    
    enough that you two are like children and want to play "adults" and drink "child versions of Coffee"??
    
    yeah I read into that just fine
20. 2024-07-31 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #40
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I bet you and Lanny still buy lucky charms or frosted flakes or other children cereal