My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle

1. 2024-05-13 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #161
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   the dogs will do whatever I say, wherever lol
2. 2024-05-13 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #162
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks the dogs will do whatever I say, wherever lol

   
   how do you get them to mount you
3. 2024-05-13 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #163
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   they are 45lb beasts they do not mount anything
   
   only one has a cock and its practically non existent
   
   FAGGOT FAGGING MY THREAD WITH FAGGOTRY
4. 2024-05-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #164
   

   soulbutter Yung Blood
   I knew it was going to rain. I didn't care if my bike got a little wet.
   
   13 raindrops later and I somehow fit it into the garage at work lol
   
   
   
   
   They'll never know
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5. 2024-05-13 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #165
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 And try to do it on the markings. The tires seem to grip better.

   
   You trying to kill her?
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6. 2024-05-13 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #166
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

   Originally posted by soulbutter I knew it was going to rain. I didn't care if my bike got a little wet.
   
   13 raindrops later and I somehow fit it into the garage at work lol
   
   
   
   
   They'll never know

   
   Dope AF
7. 2024-05-14 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #167
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kinks they are 45lb beasts they do not mount anything
   
   only one has a cock and its practically non existent
   
   FAGGOT FAGGING MY THREAD WITH FAGGOTRY

   
   all single women with dogs are suspected of intimacy with their dogs.
   
   men too if they have compatible sized female cannines.
8. 2024-05-14 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #168
   

   soulbutter Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina all single women with dogs are suspected of intimacy with their dogs.
   
   men too if they have compatible sized female cannines.

   
   I can help you find a therapist if you want
9. 2024-05-14 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #169
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by soulbutter I can help you find a therapist if you want

   
   what kind of dog is that
10. 2024-05-14 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #170
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
    
    I can’t wait to have a bike with a bigger engine

    
    My advice to new riders...for sport bikes anyway is to get a 1000 and not die the first week. As soon as you get comfortable on whatever you're on you will want more.
    
    With cruisers it wouldn't matter though. Even a 1700 sounds scary but doesn't have an insane amount of horsepower.
    
    The first time I had a passenger on the R6 I couldn't believe how much slower it felt. But the bike only weighs a few hundred pounds anyway so another person makes a difference.
11. 2024-06-04 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #171
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks The manual is all half English in metric, with all my scribble notes on each page. About to prime the bitch up for the summer. 1/3 the insurance for full coverage in comparison to PLPD on my 4Klb SUV. It’s just a 250cc toy that I bought with zero intention of being on the freeway.
    
    I was planning to start working on it 2 hours ago but this manual is FUCKED I especially love the parts that are total typos where they say the opposite of what they mean.
    
    Here’s a photo you hoes
    
    Should I change the seat and put saddle bags on it? I am really split there.
    
    

    
    If you need a manual to work on a shitty 250cc bike, you shouldn't be owning one. Just the facts Ma'am.
12. 2024-06-04 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #172
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I have the manual because its Chinese and they did some shit with this that isn't "normal" and I dont want to break it even though its practically worthless
13. 2024-06-04 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #173
    

    Enigma African Astronaut
    Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.
14. 2024-06-04 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #174
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks I have the manual because its Chinese and they did some shit with this that isn't "normal" and I dont want to break it even though its practically worthless

    
    Easy princess, just pulling your plonker.
15. 2024-06-04 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #175
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enigma Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.

    
    Yes that's me, thanks.
16. 2024-06-04 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #176
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by Enigma Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.

    
    WHO ARE U, U STOLE MY TERM FOR UR DAMN NAME
17. 2024-06-11 at 1:44 AM UTC

    #177
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    Damn I laughed so hard it hurt, thanks bro.
18. 2024-06-11 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #178
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Implying you should always shed your pants before trying to drown a wombat.
19. 2024-06-12 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #179
    

    soulbutter Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 My advice to new riders…for sport bikes anyway is to get a 1000 and not die the first week. As soon as you get comfortable on whatever you're on you will want more.
    
    With cruisers it wouldn't matter though. Even a 1700 sounds scary but doesn't have an insane amount of horsepower.
    
    The first time I had a passenger on the R6 I couldn't believe how much slower it felt. But the bike only weighs a few hundred pounds anyway so another person makes a difference.

    
    Horrible retarded advice lmao
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