My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle

1. 2024-05-09 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   The manual is all half English in metric, with all my scribble notes on each page. About to prime the bitch up for the summer. 1/3 the insurance for full coverage in comparison to PLPD on my 4Klb SUV. It’s just a 250cc toy that I bought with zero intention of being on the freeway.
   
   I was planning to start working on it 2 hours ago but this manual is FUCKED I especially love the parts that are total typos where they say the opposite of what they mean.
   
   Here’s a photo you hoes
   
   Should I change the seat and put saddle bags on it? I am really split there.
   
   
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2. 2024-05-09 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I fucked the poll
   
   Anyway my other seat is also black just slightly thicker. I do love how this original one looks though.
3. 2024-05-09 at 1:29 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks The manual is all half English in metric, with all my scribble notes on each page. About to prime the bitch up for the summer. 1/3 the insurance for full coverage in comparison to PLPD on my 4Klb SUV. It’s just a 250cc toy that I bought with zero intention of being on the freeway.
   
   I was planning to start working on it 2 hours ago but this manual is FUCKED I especially love the parts that are total typos where they say the opposite of what they mean.
   
   Here’s a photo you hoes
   
   Should I change the seat and put saddle bags on it? I am really split there.
   
   

   
   take the seat off and replace it with a double sided dildo...like the south-park vehicle 'the entity'
4. 2024-05-09 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   THIS IS SRS
   
   I AM NOT BOLTIN ALL THISE BAGS AND SEAT ON FOR NOTHING
5. 2024-05-09 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks THIS IS SRS
   
   I AM NOT BOLTIN ALL THISE BAGS AND SEAT ON FOR NOTHING

   
   the fuck do you need saddle bags for. european vacation? just get a small back pack and learn to carry only what you need and not what you want
6. 2024-05-09 at 1:39 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   That was one of the options. Tanx
7. 2024-05-09 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks That was one of the options. Tanx

   
   theyre more trouble than theyre worth unless you are able to watch them 24/7. if you leave them alone for five minutes some nigger or crackhead will steal them or whats in them
8. 2024-05-09 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   soulbutter Yung Blood
   ive only ever carried a backpack on my bikes. never went on long trips where i needed SUPPLIES
9. 2024-05-09 at 2:21 AM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   they aren't worth enough to steal
   
   the issue I have with a backpack is the displaced weight, since I am a small woman on a light bike.
10. 2024-05-09 at 2:24 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks they aren't worth enough to steal
    
    the issue I have with a backpack is the displaced weight, since I am a small woman on a light bike.

    
    youve obviously never seen these dumb niggers, homeless crackheads, or juvenile delinquents. value is irrelevant to the thought process of a defective brain.
    
    yet you want to add more weight that makes the bike funky.
    
    just dont carry a lot of shit. if you need a lot of shit, drive a car
    
    or your could get a handlebar basket and stick a frikken flower in it
11. 2024-05-09 at 2:25 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    we don't have crime here old man
12. 2024-05-09 at 2:27 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks my 4Klb SUV.

    
    4 KiloBrams
13. 2024-05-09 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    2,000KG roughly hoe
14. 2024-05-09 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks we don't have crime here old man

    
    theres crime everywhere little girl
15. 2024-05-09 at 2:46 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks 2,000KG roughly hoe

    
    oh yeah talk metric to me
16. 2024-05-09 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    talk Aussie to me
17. 2024-05-09 at 2:55 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kinks talk Aussie to me

    
    
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18. 2024-05-09 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I told u not to post cartoons of me here !
19. 2024-05-09 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    CRIKEY
20. 2024-05-09 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    CRIKEY THEY BROUGHT IN THE CROCS