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My cheap ass Chinese motorcycle

  1. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    the dogs will do whatever I say, wherever lol
  2. Originally posted by Kinks the dogs will do whatever I say, wherever lol

    how do you get them to mount you
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    they are 45lb beasts they do not mount anything

    only one has a cock and its practically non existent

    FAGGOT FAGGING MY THREAD WITH FAGGOTRY
  4. soulbutter Yung Blood
    I knew it was going to rain. I didn't care if my bike got a little wet.

    13 raindrops later and I somehow fit it into the garage at work lol




    They'll never know
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  5. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 And try to do it on the markings. The tires seem to grip better.

    You trying to kill her?
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  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by soulbutter I knew it was going to rain. I didn't care if my bike got a little wet.

    13 raindrops later and I somehow fit it into the garage at work lol




    They'll never know

    Dope AF
  7. Originally posted by Kinks they are 45lb beasts they do not mount anything

    only one has a cock and its practically non existent

    FAGGOT FAGGING MY THREAD WITH FAGGOTRY

    all single women with dogs are suspected of intimacy with their dogs.

    men too if they have compatible sized female cannines.
  8. soulbutter Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina all single women with dogs are suspected of intimacy with their dogs.

    men too if they have compatible sized female cannines.

    I can help you find a therapist if you want
  9. Originally posted by soulbutter I can help you find a therapist if you want

    what kind of dog is that
  10. Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

    I can’t wait to have a bike with a bigger engine

    My advice to new riders...for sport bikes anyway is to get a 1000 and not die the first week. As soon as you get comfortable on whatever you're on you will want more.

    With cruisers it wouldn't matter though. Even a 1700 sounds scary but doesn't have an insane amount of horsepower.

    The first time I had a passenger on the R6 I couldn't believe how much slower it felt. But the bike only weighs a few hundred pounds anyway so another person makes a difference.
  11. Originally posted by Kinks The manual is all half English in metric, with all my scribble notes on each page. About to prime the bitch up for the summer. 1/3 the insurance for full coverage in comparison to PLPD on my 4Klb SUV. It’s just a 250cc toy that I bought with zero intention of being on the freeway.

    I was planning to start working on it 2 hours ago but this manual is FUCKED I especially love the parts that are total typos where they say the opposite of what they mean.

    Here’s a photo you hoes

    Should I change the seat and put saddle bags on it? I am really split there.


    If you need a manual to work on a shitty 250cc bike, you shouldn't be owning one. Just the facts Ma'am.
  12. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I have the manual because its Chinese and they did some shit with this that isn't "normal" and I dont want to break it even though its practically worthless
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.
  14. Originally posted by Kinks I have the manual because its Chinese and they did some shit with this that isn't "normal" and I dont want to break it even though its practically worthless

    Easy princess, just pulling your plonker.
  15. Originally posted by Enigma Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.

    Yes that's me, thanks.
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Enigma Is that really you in your profile picture? You are so pretty.

    WHO ARE U, U STOLE MY TERM FOR UR DAMN NAME
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas

    Damn I laughed so hard it hurt, thanks bro.
  18. Implying you should always shed your pants before trying to drown a wombat.
  19. soulbutter Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 My advice to new riders…for sport bikes anyway is to get a 1000 and not die the first week. As soon as you get comfortable on whatever you're on you will want more.

    With cruisers it wouldn't matter though. Even a 1700 sounds scary but doesn't have an insane amount of horsepower.

    The first time I had a passenger on the R6 I couldn't believe how much slower it felt. But the bike only weighs a few hundred pounds anyway so another person makes a difference.

    Horrible retarded advice lmao
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