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2024-05-01 at 1:59 PM UTCThat's right ladies, catch me on the next sexy fireman calendar I will be on call selling drugs to the chicken heads and then BEEP BEEP sorry I gotta save the local drug house from an inferno.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear PPE and rebreathers -
2024-05-01 at 2:22 PM UTCI know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear
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2024-05-01 at 2:54 PM UTCDo it
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2024-05-01 at 3:04 PM UTC
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2024-05-01 at 3:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear
what else did you, i mean that someone you knew,
steal. -
2024-05-01 at 3:16 PM UTC*sets own home on fire*
Originally posted by infinityshock I know a dude who had a cushy fireman job that he shit away by getting caught with weed in his locker now he's a homeless crackhead who pimps his wife out and literally breaks into his brother's house to steal his underwear
lol sucks for him, it's legal here -
2024-05-01 at 3:48 PM UTC
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2024-05-01 at 3:49 PM UTC
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2024-05-01 at 7:23 PM UTCeven better
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2024-05-04 at 11:35 AM UTC
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2024-05-04 at 12:21 PM UTC
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2024-05-04 at 1:19 PM UTC
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2024-05-04 at 1:22 PM UTCI'd suck you off if u were a real firefighter. Not just a retard who LARPs as a firefighter/arsonist.
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2024-05-04 at 2:26 PM UTCBe a firefighter who goes into burning houses and quickly pockets all the jedielry and gold valuables and loose cash before running back out saying the fire is too bad or something
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2024-05-04 at 3:04 PM UTCWhen I lived in crack shack ville I dated a girl that was big into fire training and fire academy and was a volunteer trainee firefighter and now she's the fire chief of the entire town and makes the big bucks
it seems like one of those jobs where if you just wanna do that and live in an area you can probably do it for the rest of your life. Also seems pretty chill just sitting around waiting for fires to happen, idk. There is a pumper station on my block and I hear them every other day responding to some shit.
Seems like an easy job just spray some water and do safety shit. I bet most of the time they just end up responding to minor things and false alarms and spend the rest of the time smoking cigs and playing cards with your dog in the station at the top of the pole area with your bunk and radio and maybe take a nap on a chair and drink a beer -
2024-05-04 at 3:18 PM UTCI'd give that fire fighting bitch my fire hose
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2024-05-04 at 3:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Iron Ree When I lived in crack shack ville I dated a girl that was big into fire training and fire academy and was a volunteer trainee firefighter and now she's the fire chief of the entire town and makes the big bucks
it seems like one of those jobs where if you just wanna do that and live in an area you can probably do it for the rest of your life. Also seems pretty chill just sitting around waiting for fires to happen, idk. There is a pumper station on my block and I hear them every other day responding to some shit.
Seems like an easy job just spray some water and do safety shit. I bet most of the time they just end up responding to minor things and false alarms and spend the rest of the time smoking cigs and playing cards with your dog in the station at the top of the pole area with your bunk and radio and maybe take a nap on a chair and drink a beer
ya it's one of them jobs that's very boring until it isn't. -
2024-05-04 at 4:35 PM UTC