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  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley but he gave me 200 shards (gold) when I was done

    Hope he didn't give you something else. We all know how those dwarves are...
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    54 hours well spent, I just finished Elex 2. Overall I have the following things to say about it.

    Great quest line 8/10
    Combat was fucky 6/10
    Enjoyed the skills/item leveling 8/10
    Had homosexual intercourse with a dwarf while his family was sleeping & later had sex with a robot female which made my baby mama not like me and say negative things about me to our son 10/10
    Game was extremely difficult in the beginning then at about 35 hours had a difficulty free fall and became incredibly easy. 5/10

    Once I joined the BerJERKers faction I had access to an OP upgrade to my axe. That made the game go from Hard to Moderately Hard, once I got good at combat around level 30 I got the BerJERKer Paladin Armor, at which point the game became extremely easy as I could just roll & backstab for great damage and just tank any shots I missed.

    I went the entire game using 1handed weapons with no shields, never using magic, and never used any of the drugs (the game has drugs).

    Overall I give the game a 7.7/10.
  3. #23
    Bradley Florida Man
    54 hours in 9 days lol :( THat's kinda bad.
  4. #24
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Random Adventure Rougelike 2 is great.

    So is Roller Coaster Tycoon.
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    Only have amazon luna. Restricted to what games can play, basically shit game is the only thing that will play ont eh house computer and my laptop can also stream games with LUna I posted the list of games they have int he OP
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    SpongeBob Squarepants Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated, I think it might be good I've heard a lot of positive things in this thread about it. Like 3 people put it on the list so I figure fuck it I want something a little more light hearted than swinging an axe at aliens.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    y'all can't be serious
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    ok it's got me laughing a little bit already
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    I love all the gay jokes in spongebob

    you have to help Squidward get some jelly for his poop deck from the king jellyfish, so when you bring it back you ask him if you can rub it on him and he says "Uhm no here's this golden spatula." lol
  10. #30
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    dude ive been hearing all sorts of good things about nvidia streaming geoforce streaming you can even use mouse keyboard on that shitty pc you have in your main room or living room you share and play like chivalry 2 othe rmdoenr games via wifi and the ahrdware doesnt matter. i think you have to connec tit with xbox game pass tho not sure to playy many gamne slike chivalry 2 online. rye it bro get into chivalry 2 multiplayer.
  11. #31
    Warcry Certified lover boy
  12. #32
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    hes playing on a mac bro.
  13. #33
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    this is gonna be my go to game the game im gonna get into bro chivalry 2 i have the verison from amazon prime i got it for free but it has to install lcoally ona. windows amchine i dont have with a good gpu etc so im gonna think of using the vdidia geoforce cloud to do it like this guy above.
  14. #34
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    you dont need a controller with the geofrce thing unlike luna i believe.
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wow a lot to address here

    1) I have Amazon Luna, Id ont' know if the other streaming games will work on a shit pc
    2) I use a controller, I don't like playing games with a mouse and keyboard
    3) Unblock me on telegram u fucking faggot I Miss talking to u
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    Kitaria Fables was like 4/10 I didn't get into it. THe game play is so so but the storyline is really garbagey and involves a lot of go here and get x thing

    sleep 6 times to make 3 days go by for crops to grow and get coins


    I give the game Kitaria Fables after 13 hours of playing a solid 4/10

    I tried Yakuza 4, I got about a half hour into it. Like not shit at all. Not feeling it for some reason. Probably a good game but it just doesn't seem like what I'm looking for sexually right now.

    I am going to play Alien next and if I dont' like that I"m gonna play Fall Out: Ner Vegas next.
  17. #37
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope these gaymes aren't as fucking gay as Yakuza. You fucking dick lickers lol
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    Alien: Isolation is okay, I've been playing for a few hours and I haven't gotten probed yet.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by ner vegas I used to play a lot of neogeo games back in school, still remember the shitty layout of the NRX emulator

    Metal Slug and KoF were ace

    King Of Fighters or Kingoffrogs?
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm playing ner Vegas a lot
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