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Guess how fat my schlingle is

  1. #1
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Guess
  2. #2
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    schlingle 1 imnch fuba
  3. #3
    2 (two) legos
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    9 inches thick, 1 inch long.
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I can use a pringles can as a fleshlight
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I can use a pringles can as a fleshlight

    With the pringlws still in it?
  7. #7
    I could tell if you put it in my ass
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Guess

    Fat enough to make a tic tac laugh at its diminutive size
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  9. #9
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I can shove an entire pringles can up my ass
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I can shove an entire pringles can up my ass

    Pics or fake news

    And until you can get a 32oz beer bottle up there...amateur
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Pics or fake news

    And until you can get a 32oz beer bottle up there…amateur



    I'm a trained medical expert. just need the clear a few inches for the circumference of the bottle and it should slide in clean
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree

    I'm a trained medical expert. just need the clear a few inches for the circumference of the bottle and it should slide in clean

    I've posted pics if you need motivation
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    I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter

    Amateur
  15. #15
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I always have a baseline motivation to jam irregular objects inside of orifices. There's definitely something wrong with me.
  16. #16
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost I think I'm gonna stick with a highlighter

    it's better if you use like 20 of them

  17. #17
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If you stuck a viagra up your ass will it make it go HARDER?

    I MEAN FUXKING EXTRA HARD

    HARDER THAN EVER
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I always have a baseline motivation to jam irregular objects inside of orifices. There's definitely something wrong with me.

    It's a hobby
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